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Boy, Crit, you really got the brain cells stirring.
How about "tailor made", like store bought cigarettes, rather than "rollies". Does anybody get "cooties" anymore, or "make out" in the back seat with a "fast" girl, who is "stacked", and while you were "swapping spit" you hoped her boyfriend didn't "go ape" and "pound" you before you could "split", because you were "cruisin' for a bruisin'"? And cars, "criminy", there must be a jillion things. 4 on the floor - 3 on the tree, "burn rubber" or "peel out" in your "cherry" "short", and after you "scarfed" down some calories you called "dibs" on the "church key" or "synagogue wrench" to "crack your suds", then off to do a "Chinese fire drill" at the next light.
WHOA!! Deja freakin' vu!!
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