OUCH . . .
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1. One of your co-workers has 8 body piercing’s, and none of them are visible.
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I didn't know that, how did you found out?
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2. You earn over $250,000 a year and still can’t afford a decent house.
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True
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3. You are surprised to overhear 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
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Not true.
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4. Your child’s third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
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So.
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5. You can’t remember...is pot legal?
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Well, is it?
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6. You’ve been to a baby shower for a child with two mothers and a sperm donor.
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I thought they were sisters.
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7. You have a very strong opinion on where your coffee beans are grown and can detect the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
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Wrong state, that's Washington.
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8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
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Freshest what?
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9. Finding a really great parking space can move you to tears.
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You're not in California much are you. We have lots of parking, not enough freeways.
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10. You find nothing wrong with a low speed pursuit interrupting ANY television program.
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Yeah I do, thanks O.J for starting this trend.
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11. Gasoline costs 75 cents more than anywhere else in North America.
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No kidding, it's 'cause we have to add a bunch of Canadian made chemicals to it.
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12. A man is in full leather regalia and crotch-less chaps. You don’t even notice.
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You're right, I didn't.
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13. The guy in the baseball cap in Starbucks at 8:30 AM, who looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
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You saw him too?
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14. Your car insurance costs as much as your mortgage payment.
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Does not. My car insurance is much higher.
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15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
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I knew she was into S&M.
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16. It’s sprinkling and there’s a special report on every all-news station about “STORM WATCH 2004".
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Too true.
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17. You have to leave the big annual company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:30 PM Tae Bo class at your gym.
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No, I leave anyways, any meeting is boring.
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18. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
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True
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19. It’s sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early in a vain attempt to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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True
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20. You AND your dog have therapists.
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True