[Critter]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female......Any part under a car's hood.

Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male..........Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)

Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)

Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



6. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)

Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.



7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)

Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.