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Well, golf season is definitely behind us for this year. (The fact that I had to fire up the snowblower the other day, rather than the golf cart, was a clue.) Just thought I would share some of the comments I got from my caddy this season with you.

The Golfer Says: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
The Caddy Says: "Think you can keep your head down that long"?

The Golfer Says: "I'd move Heaven and Earth to break 100 on this course."
The Caddy Says: "Try Heaven, you've already moved most of the Earth."

The Golfer Says: "Do you think my game is improving"?
The Caddy Says: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

The Golfer Says: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron"?
The Caddy Says: "Eventually."

The Golfer Says : "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
The Caddy Says: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

The Golfer Says: "Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a distraction."
The Caddy Says: "It's not a watch, it's a compass."

The Golfer Says :"How do you like my game"?
The Caddy Says: "Very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf."

The Golfer Says: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday"?
The Caddy Says: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

The Golfer Says: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
The Caddy Says: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

The Golfer Says: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
The Caddy Says: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."