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I was hired by Corona to keep their secret safe. Nothing more convenient than a little snorkel tour, leave them out there, either wait for the storm or chum the water for sharks and chomp! the Corona secret is safe.
But my conscience wouldn't allow it, we returned for Rick and Susita and damn Corona!
As to the chanclas, footwear that has been worn by such famous people must surely (shut up, Shirley!) be worth at least 1000 pesos a pair!
I'm sure someone out there would be ready to fork out such modest sums. Hurry up, Susita has already been on the blower threatening to shop me to the Federales in case I go ahead with my dastardly plan! First come, first served!
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