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EXPOSE TERRORISM!!
Since it’s well known that the Taliban and Al Quaida cannot stand nudity and consider it a mortal sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 PM Eastern Time, all public-spirited North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked, in an effort to help detect any terrorists who may be hiding in their neighbourhood.
Circling your block for a minimum of an hour is recommended to insure that this anti-terrorist effort has maximum effect.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to demonstrate that they believe it’s perfectly acceptable to see women other than their wives in the nude.
Since the Taliban also do not approve of the consumption of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side will provide further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
We appreciate your effort to assist in rooting out insurgents and encourage your active participation. Come on guys, get out there and support our patriotic gals as they uncover not only themselves, but any evil, godless terrorists who may have made their home in YOUR neighbourhood!!!
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