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Originally Posted by Nerak936
One of my nicest gifts from David was a pair of beautiful red leather gloves with cashmere lining. For the past five years or so, I've gotten hooked on wearing red leather gloves during the winter and am always on the lookout for another pair cuz they're hard to find.
When I opened them, I tried on the left glove and found it to be a big snug (David wasn't sure of size). When I went to try on the right glove, I couldn't.
The "pair" was a set of two LEFT gloves!!! 
I laughed my head off, but David didn't find it quite as funny.  At least that was the only gift that we opened that'll require exchanging at the store! |
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note...thoughtful and personal, without being excessively intimate.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister bought a pair of lace panties for herself.
During the wrapping process, the sales clerk mixed up the items. The sister was given the gloves, while the girlfriend's package contained the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the gift and mailed it to his sweetheart, along with this note:
My Dearest;
I chose these because I've noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If had not been for your sister's kind advice, I would likely have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she tells me she wears the shorter ones that are easier to remove and is very satisfied. These are a delicate shade, but the clerk I bought them from showed me the pair she has been wearing for the last three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I was there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
The sales girl asked that I remind you that when you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All My Love;
P.S. I'm told the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.