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Originally Posted by Bumper
A Cat's New Years Resolutions
I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.
We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.
I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.
When my human is typing at the computer, I will bear it in mind that her forearms are not a hammock.
I am a walking static generator. My human doesn't need my help installing a new board in her computer.
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These would be so funny...if they wre not true.