These were sent to the county's techie and School Board's potentates...
****, while checking my email, i paused to read the "beliefs" on the county world wide web page. I was chagrined to notice several significant errors in basic language usage. i hope that no one from outside our school distrcit has viewed the page. boy, will they laugh at us if they do! big irony: school district main page exhibits junior high level errors. (should i have hyphenated that? probably not, but i am seldom sure. hyphenation still gives me fits. i'll tell you this, however: if i were going to publish this on the world wide web, i would check carefully.)
i will correct the errors if you want me to. just holler back if you'd like me to. i know that y'all up in the big office are always busier than a pair of jumper cables at a family reunion. i'll bet it took a whole lot of time to get the details right for that recent staff development event. hey, did you know he was going to unzip his pants on stage?
how did you feel about the defecation metaphor? did you find his breast cancer comedy amusing?
oh, please email the guy and tell him to drop from his comedy routine the mocking of the name damian. i have a student named damian, and i did not like it one little bit when your speaker employed it as a metaphor for badness. i work hard daily with kids who are trying to overcome handicapping pasts. my student damian is one of them. he does not need to be humiliated for his name. make sense?
oh, while i am thinking of it, let me mention that some of our young female teachers used to be my students. when your man ordered us to give each other reciprocal massages, i declined. something tells me that not every young female would want to exchange rubs with a 57-year-old bachelor. am i just squeamish? maybe i need to loosen up. ****, would you have felt good about giving me a massage? hey, would ** have felt good watching me rub you?!!
see my professional point?
anyway, please get the world wide web page corrected asap. and do holler if i can help. - john