TSA Agents Pat down Six Year-Old Girl

[Harold-R]

I have an artificial hip so I get groped every time, kinda learning to enjoy it.

[beachbumbam]

I wonder what a TSA agent would do if you let out a few well-placed ooh's and ahh's during the pat down, then afterwards, stared intensely into their eyes and said-"I know that was more than just your "standard patdown"-I feel like we really made a connection. Are you free for a drink later on, Magic Fingers?"

[melliedee]

Originally Posted by beachbumbam

I wonder what a TSA agent would do if you let out a few well-placed ooh's and ahh's during the pat down, then afterwards, stared intensely into their eyes and said-"I know that was more than just your "standard patdown"-I feel like we really made a connection. Are you free for a drink later on, Magic Fingers?"

Call security?

Seriously, what would they do if a guy got a giant boner?

[beachbumbam]

Originally Posted by melliedee

Call security?

Seriously, what would they do if a guy got a giant boner?

Not to be mean, but from what I have generally seen, the hotness status of most TSA agents is not too high-unless someone wearing a uniform does something for you!

[MaripositaII]

Originally Posted by beer_dude

I don't think it would take as long as it does now! Only the suspicious are put under a microscope.

You wouldn't want to have a Muslim name there.

Originally Posted by Mnbruce

I've also been through it, but you can't compare Israel to here. Just the number of flights and travelers here would create issues Israel does not need to address.

The same thoughts...they don't handle anywhere the number of flights as we do.

Originally Posted by Mnbruce

Actually, I don't find that it takes very long at all any more. I rarely am in line any more than a couple of minutes.

I travel a lot and have yet to stand in some long line that makes it uncomfortable.

Originally Posted by beer_dude

Yeah, TSA has the quickest gropers in the world!

There is a job waiting for you

[MikeW]

Originally Posted by beer_dude

I don't think it would take as long as it does now! Only the suspicious are put under a microscope.

And they are probed, groped, detained, and questioned in detail in another room. How many of their customer facing employees are actually security, doubling as customer service people?

[MikeW]

I got patted down at Burbank airport. He didn't like the extra layers of baggy clothing I was wearing when I went through the beeping machine. It was like 50 degrees outside and I had sweatshirt on.

[roni]

Originally Posted by MikeW

I got patted down at Burbank airport. He didn't like the extra layers of baggy clothing I was wearing when I went through the beeping machine. It was like 50 degrees outside and I had sweatshirt on.

50 in Oregon and its time for beachwear

[Harold-R]

Originally Posted by roni

50 in Oregon and its time for beachwear

[beachbumbam]

Originally Posted by Harold-R

He might want to rethink that outfit-especially the snug bottoms!

[Sol]

Originally Posted by kathy.web

Don't think they should pat down 6 year olds.

Sol... FOX news?? Really?? just kidding sweetie!

Nah, I was reading headlines on msn.com when I saw this. I could not believe it.

Originally Posted by melliedee

Call security?

Seriously, what would they do if a guy got a giant boner?

[STOGEY]

Originally Posted by gingele

I think my opinion on this entire matter has been made pretty well known. But in case you missed it: The "enhanced security" measures are a bunch of crap. They don't do shit with regards to making us any safer. The Gov't and the TSA has convinced a lot of Americans to sacrifice their security and freedoms in exchange for this false sense of security.

Since Muslim terrorists have convinced their spouses to carry explosives. Why do you thinki they'd treat their kids any differently.

Druggies put drugs up their anuses often. They've been known to do that to their kids as well.

[STOGEY]

Originally Posted by Mnbruce;176296do6

Should they pat down infants also?

Do you think a Muslim terrorist would use a infant as a explosive device?

Originally Posted by beer_dude

I never said I liked it! I believe in the Israeli model. Profiling and probing questions. Look for body language! The Israeli's don't miss a thing! No probing, groping etc.

body language is quite useful.

Originally Posted by Mnbruce

I've also been through it, but you can't compare Israel to here. Just the number of flights and travelers here would create issues Israel does not need to address.

BS.

[gingele]

Originally Posted by STOGEY

Since Muslim terrorists have convinced their spouses to carry explosives. Why do you thinki they'd treat their kids any differently.

Druggies put drugs up their anuses often. They've been known to do that to their kids as well.

1) the TSA has not successfully thwarted a single air terrorist attack against the US since 9/11. That task has fallen to either other law enforcement agencies like the FBI or to other passengers (shoe bomber, underwear bomber, etc.);

2) If druggies are going to shove things up their butts, the enhanced measures still aren't gonna find 'em, Stog. (And I sure don't want to know about where you got your facts about them using their kids like that)

[Mnbruce]

Originally Posted by STOGEY

BS.

I guess you ought to know BS when you hear it since you are the resident expert at it.

You really don't think the sheer number of flights and passengers in the US creates issues that would make implementing the Israeli system much more difficult?