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Hers
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rear view mirror Nope not this gal. She doesn't need no stinkin' makeup.
3. Shut off engine Now why on earth would I do that?
4. Put keys in purse Can't they're still in the ignition.
5. Get out of car because you’re too far from machine Wrong again. My Mini Cooper has the ability to sneak up close to all sorts of things.
6. Hunt for card in purse Take card out of wallet.
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for gum wrapper with PIN number written on it Mine has been committed to memory for years now. Have never written it down ever.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for three minutes You mean there are instructions?
11. Hit “cancel” Why?
12. Re-enter correct PIN number Don't you remember, I'm always right so I couldn't have possibly entered the wrong PIN number.
13. Check balance Never.
14. Look for envelope Why?
15. Look in purse for pen Why?
16. Make out deposit slip Did that before I left for ATM.
17. Endorse cheques Did that before I left for ATM.
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions again What is it with you and instructions?
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car I never got out of the car.
22. Check makeup I already told you, I don't need no stinkin' makeup!
23. Look for keys Why they're still in the ignition.
24. Start car Why it's still running?
25. Check makeup HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' MAKEUP!!!
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP What on earth for?
28. Back up to machine If I do that I'll hit the car behind me.
29. Get out of car Why?
30. Take card and receipt I already did after I finished my transactions.
31. Get back in car I never got out of the car.
32. Put card in wallet I already did after I finished my transactions.
33. Put receipt in chequebook Can't. I don't carry a chequebook or a checkbook.
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook Can't because I record all my transactions on the computer.
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and chequebook Not necessary. My purse is so small nothing other than my wallet, car keys and cell phone will fit inside it.
36. Check makeup ENOUGH WITH THE MAKEUP ALREADY!!!
37. Put car in gear, reverse You're really trying to make me hit the car behind me, aren't you?
38. Put car in drive Well, actually my Mini Cooper is a standard so technically I would put into 1st.
39. Drive away from machine FINALLY!!! You were really starting to piss me off.
40. Travel three miles
41. Release parking brake Never put it on in the first place.
Denise's
1. Pull up to ATM.
2. Take card out of wallet.
3. Insert card.
4. Enter PIN number.
5. Make deposit.
6. Make cash withdrawal.
7. Take card and receipt.
8. Put card and receipt in wallet.
9. Put wallet in purse.
10. Put car in 1st.
11. Drive away from machine.
12. Travel three miles.
13. Park car.
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