While drinking my first Yuengling Lager (a popular Pennsylvania local brew), I walked my drunken friend 3 meters on his first attempt. On attempt number 4 I walked him a whopping 75 meters down the street!!!!!!! Like gambling.... I quit while I was ahead.
I wish I spoke the language and could understanding what my drunk alter ego was saying after I kept him walking 50 meters.
Let's see how well I do after a few more Yuenglings.
