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THE “F” WORD


There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use in generally polite conversation. These occasions were as follows.....


11. “What the F#$@ do you mean we’re sinking?” - Capt. E.J.Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the F#$@ was that?” - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all these F#$@ Indians come from?” - General George Armstrong Custer, 1877

8. “It does so F#$@ing look like her!” - Pablo Picasso, 1926

7. “Any F#$@ing idiot could understand this.” - Albert Einstein, 1938

6. “You want WHAT on the F#$@ing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566

5. “How the F#$@ did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC

4. “Where the F#$@ are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered F#$@ing showers....My ass!” - Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the F#$@ is going to find out?” - President Bill Clinton, 1999

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this F#$@ing mad.” - Osama Bin Laden, 2001