Weekend Party Thread

[Uno]

Originally Posted by MikeW

We are either going trilobite hunting, or trout hunting next weekend (opener).

Both have their advantages and disadvantages.

Freshly dug Trilobites are very cool for display but don't grill well.

Freshly caught Trout are delicious but don't hold up well in display case.

[Uno]

Originally Posted by Skiptown

So how fast do you have to rub cleavage to make fire?

Originally Posted by Brent & Kim

This is a good question.. Experiment time, I guess.

Oh that's easy. The more cleavage exposed, the faster the fire starts.

It's all very scientific really.

The speed of male internal combustion is equal to, or greater than, the length of exposed female cleavage.

Rubbing cleavage together, dangerously accelerates the experiment, potentially resulting in an uncontrolled explosion.

I learned that in Middle school.

[BonnyW]

Or...the warmer it is, the more cleavage/other stuff you see

[Uno]

Originally Posted by BonnyW

Or...the warmer it is, the more cleavage/other stuff you see

I will test that theory and secretly crank up the thermostat.

[Uno]

Originally Posted by BonnyW

Or...the warmer it is, the more cleavage/other stuff you see

HA! It all of a sudden dawned on me why Mike spends so much time tending to the spa! He's a smart guy.

[Skiptown]

Ok who dumped three inches of snow on us? Yesterday it was 50F and this morning snow everywhere. Of course I just took my snow tires and sand bags out of my pick up.