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Hopefully, I didn't screw any of this one up, or maybe finding my errors is part of the test, H-m-m-m-m?

Tough Test 8

1. Joe loves to create confusion. One Tuesday, he sent an E-mail message to his secretary stating, “I’ll be back in the office three days before one week after the day after tomorrow.” When will Joe be back?

2. What language was most of the Old Testament written in?

3. If a wood chopper gets 50¢ for cutting a log into two pieces, how much will he get for cutting a log into six pieces?

4. What 1980 box office bomb starred Olivia Newton-John as the reincarnated Greek muse Terpsichore?

5. The speaker was so boring that one-half his audience left after a few minutes. Five minutes later, one-third of the remainder left. Ten minutes later, one fourth of the remaining group made their way to the exits, leaving only nine people in the lecture theatre. How many people were in the audience at the beginning of the presentation?

6. Which side should a ten-pin bowler facing a three-seven-ten split hit the three-pin on, the right or on the left?

7. Sunseekers came over to spend his holidays at my condo in Playa del Carmen. We had a thoroughly enjoyable time...and I even earned a few cervezas.

Every day, we would play a game of chess (Hey...it could happen!). Whoever lost the game owed the other a beer. After the last game we played (That was the day Tommy was to leave), we counted up the number of games each of us had won and lost. Wow! I had won more than him. So, he handed over 27 Dos Equis Ambar...though he himself was the winner in 5 games. How many days did Sunseekers spend at my condo?

8. Who gushed, “Tastes great, mom!” when swigging 7-Up in his first national television commercial, in 1980?

9. A truck is six feet, plus two-thirds of itself long. What is the length of the truck?

10. What is the northernmost national capital in mainland Europe?