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A few "walks into a bar" jokes that my husband loves to tell:
First the original: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
(this has since been replaced with: Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?")
Guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender: I'll have a beer... and one for the road.
Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Okay, I'll serve you... but don't start anything."
You SAID dumb jokes... I'm trying to do justice to the thread....
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