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A guy goes into a bar. He sits down and and places a box on the bar. The bartender asks what's in it. The guy opens the box and, holy cow - there's a little guy in there, playing a piano. The bartender says, "Wow! That's pretty neat! Where'd you get that?" The guy pulls out a magic lamp and says, "Well, all you have to do is rub this, and you get a wish." The bartender rubs the lamp and says, "I wish I had a million bucks." All of a sudden, the whole bar is filled with ducks - ducks everywhere. The bartender says, "What the hell?" I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks." The guy goes, "You think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?"
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