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Old 03-18-2007   #14 (permalink)
Bumper
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Originally Posted by Dijo
dreams! I'm always dreaming I'm golfing and I still make the same screw ups, practice and try harder; but I keep playing along. So what does that count?
Something for realistic dreams?
Dreaming about playing better golf, but never improving? I'd say that makes you pretty much.....normal....mostly.

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and whacks a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro responds, "Loft."

The third guy tees off and smacks a slice into a pond. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro replies, "Loft."

As they're walking to their balls, the first duffer finally speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit completely different tee shots, but when we each asked you what we had done wrong, you gave the exact same answer every time. What do you mean by ‘loft'?"

The pro responds, "Lack Of Freakin' Talent."
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