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Old 08-29-2004   #1 (permalink)
Bumper
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Talking FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words


• This will be a short meeting.
• You can put it together yourself in five minutes.
• You can’t miss it.
• One slice of pizza won’t blow my diet
• You’ll housebreak him in no time at all.
• They’ll feel terrific once you break them in.
• We’ve been in business for thirty years, we’re not going anywhere.
• When it says “empty”, there’s always a gallon or two left.
• If you knew anything, you wouldn’t be a traffic cop.
• Sure you can make it. That truck isn’t coming all that fast.
• Of course bring the kids.
• That’s not poison ivy.
• I don’t burn, I tan.
• Take off your clothes, the doctor will be right with you.
• Of course they’re mushrooms, toadstools come to a point.
• Your table will be ready in five minutes.
• No trouble at all, don’t give it a second thought.
• We service what we sell.
• Believe me, nobody’s dressing up.
• That’s not smoke, that’s steam.
• Of course it’s sterile.
• No, I don’t smell gas.
• Come over here and say that, Tyson.
• Oh good, it’s stopped ticking.
• It’s so tame you can put your head in its mouth.
• Now don’t cut off the wrong leg by mistake, doctor.
• The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
• There’s a lovely view if you lean over the edge a little.
• Clip the red wire first.
• Pass me a hanky. I’m going to wipe the foam off that dog’s mouth.
• He’s bluffing! And anyway, that gun’s not real.
• Throw me that meat cleaver, would you?
• It’s supposed to make that noise.
• They only attack when they’re hungry.
• Let’s ask the soldiers for directions.
• I can hold my breath at least that long.
• It’s a routine operation.
• We don’t usually see American planes over this part of Hiroshima.
• You skinheads don’t scare me.
• No need to unplug it, this will only take a moment to fix.
• I’ve done this hundreds of times.
• We don’t need the manual. This all looks pretty straightforward.
• They don’t bother tourists. Their economy depends on us.
• I bet I can fit in there.
• Fasten your seat belt, I want to try something.
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