[SunKneeMarie]

And a few more for good measure....

All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.

How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?

I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

I Wish I Were A Lesbian

I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.

If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All On You

You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart

If she hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised.

It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long.

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer

We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now