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Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favourite way of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow, methodical nibbles, examining the effect of each bite afterwards.
4. In tiny frantic nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (Milk, coffee...)
6. Twisted apart, first eating the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, first eating the inside, then pitching the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the icing inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don’t have a preferred method, because I don’t like Oreo cookies.


Your Personality:

1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with, exciting, carefree, with just a hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time
You are fortunate to be one of the 5.4 billion people who eat their Oreos in just this way. Like all of them, you are completely lacking in imagination and personality, but that’s okay, not to worry, you’re normal.

3. Slow and methodical
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re extremely meticulous in every detail of everything you do, to the point of being anal retentive and a constant source of irritation to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to drive the speed limit.

4. Frantic nibbles
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides are common in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked
Everyone like you because you’re always so upbeat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a strong tendency to narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart / icing / cookie
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in disassembling things to determine how they work, though you’re generally unable to put them back together, so you destroy all evidence of your activity. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart / icing / pitch cookie
You are good in the business environment and take calculated risks that usually pay off. You seize what you want, and discard the rest. You are greedy, selfish, despicable and devoid of understanding and compassion for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s okay, you aren’t in the least concerned, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, no insides
You are a masochist and revel in pain.

9. Lick them only, don’t eat them
Stay away from small, appealing furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately!

10. No favourite way, don’t like Oreo cookies
You likely come from a rich family, and enjoy wearing nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particularly fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Everything has to be precisely correct. You expect to be pampered. You are thoroughly annoying and really quite a horrible person.