Spermographer: a person, usually male or female, lovingly preoccupied with all things trivial.
May not be official, but I yam what I yam.
Huuurrrmmmppphhh!
A pigeon cannot lay an egg except in the presence of another pigeon. She can, however, lay an egg if she can see herself in a mirror.
Cats purr while inhaling and exhaling, but with different vocal cords.
Every dog but one has a pink tongue - the chow's tongue is black.
Chameleons take on the colour of their background even when they cannot see. A chameleon, though blind, will still turn blue on a blue surface.
Gardenias and orange blossoms both have spectacularly beautiful scents. But put in a bouquet together, they cancel each other out and there is no scent at all.
The strawberry is the only fruit that has its seeds on the outside.
Pollen is one of the few natural substances that does not deteriorate over time. Pollen is forever.
Less than 5% of paper filed in an average office is ever seen again by anyone for any reason.
It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer - in Florida (there may be different rules during hurricanes)
In Kentucky you are required by law to take a bath once a year.
Just to let it out, without people around stifling glassy-eyed yawns, life is good.
Thank you, thank you, I feel better now!
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Caroline Page