Buckwheat APB

squish · 04-20-2004

Missing in Action: Buckwheat Bobblehead

Victim Description:

Victim last seen in Camaguey, Cuba, in the company of small school-like children.

7” 4mm tall plastique ebony stud muffin, wearing intense smile and smoking Cuban cigars. Possibly blowing over the legal limit too if you catch my drift!

Head circumference measures 7”, without afro disturbance.

Head bobbles to and fro.

Brown eyes with 0.5” scar over right eyebrow.

Wearing terribly inappropriate beach wear.

Details

If spotted it is imperative you contact:

a) The moderator Denisea formerly known as Goddess
b) Squish

Your consideration in this matter is greatly appreciated!

Beachwolverine · 04-20-2004

Just over the wire..... and cannot confirm.....

But sighting was reported from Guantanamo Bay....

Uncertain of status... prisoner, visitor, gadfly.....

reported to have appeared... confused? drunk? stoned???

Sorry ... transmission suddenly and inexplicably cut short....

**tommy** · 04-20-2004

as wel there was a report of said description just now on the local news...i think they said he was seen in a local Buckies convient store in birthday suit...drunk stoned and confused....asked clerk for a large coca-cola icy and stormed out when told only cherry was frozen enough!!!! details at 10 o'clock...I dont know if is the same missing victim I will let you know tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

squish · 04-21-2004

Hmmm... seems to me that there is a bit of 'teasing' going on here

.

Why is it that I can't pull off 'serious'. (May be in need of a Bumper/Electr_ analysis on that one).

Before the tears really start to roll I must inform you of the gravity of this situation.

In all seriousness Buckwheat Bobblehead WAS left in Camaguey, on April 12th. Now I notice the lil rascal (pun intended) showin' off as a Musician enroute to Dallas. I am SO confused and all I want is for Bucky to make it back to Playa in December for the Buckyball championship!!

Now... can I ask you all to please take this a bit more seriously!!!

You KNOW it's all fun and games until someone loses a Buckwheat!

WHERE IS BUCKWHEAT???

**Bumper** · 04-21-2004

BW & Sun Seekers:

I am shocked and dismayed that you would make light of what obviously has the potential to be such a tragic and significant event.

Who knows? The Buckster may well have been taken captive by a group of fanatical terrorist bobble head kidnappers. I detect the hand of Osama bin Laden in this heinous crime. Imagine what unreasonable and exorbitant ransom demands may yet be forthcoming?? Release of terrorist detainees from the Cuban detention facility? Withdrawal of US forces in Iraq? Tons of gold bullion? Premature release of the results of Survivor? The mind boggles (or is that "bobbles"?)at the possibilities. There, there, Squish. You have the support of those more sensitive members of the forum. We're there for you!

**tommy** · 04-21-2004

sorry Squish that I didnt get back to you last night....as I watched the news last night in awe the report was BUCKY....it seems that he is making his way through Houston in route for Dallas....It also seems he is playing local clubs to raise money for his Tour....I here that he demands coca-cola Icies while he is on stage!!I thought this was strange so Donna and I went out in search for Bucky and found him playing at one the better local clubs.....we brought him a coke icy and he let us come back stage....very nice Bucky he is.....He told us to tell you that everything was Okay and he would be in Playa in december for the Buckyball championships....and that he would see yall in Dallas....he has gotten pretty good at the guitar and singing...he is much easier to understand when he sings.....kinda got a rascal in his voice....

Beachwolverine · 04-21-2004

I am shocked that anyone would doubt my journalistic integrity.

I properly stated that I could not confirm and I will not reveal my source not matter how much tequila you pour down my throat.

This ain't the New York Time ya know.

BW

Bucky · 04-24-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beachwolverine

I am shocked that anyone would doubt my journalistic integrity.

BW

OTay!
I'm shocked too!

After your scrupulous research on the mighty Playa Beachwolverine how could ANYONE dare doubt your journalistic integrity! This is an outrage and I will be speaking most harshly to those doubting Thomases once I reach Dallas. It might take me a while to get there for the reprimand though... I hafta hitch!

Flash · 08-17-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommy

sorry Squish that I didnt get back to you last night....as I watched the news last night in awe the report was BUCKY....it seems that he is making his way through Houston in route for Dallas....It also seems he is playing local clubs to raise money for his Tour....I here that he demands coca-cola Icies while he is on stage!!I thought this was strange so Donna and I went out in search for Bucky and found him playing at one the better local clubs.....we brought him a coke icy and he let us come back stage....very nice Bucky he is.....He told us to tell you that everything was Okay and he would be in Playa in december for the Buckyball championships....and that he would see yall in Dallas....he has gotten pretty good at the guitar and singing...he is much easier to understand when he sings.....kinda got a rascal in his voice....

Say T, looks like Bucky's been on the road awhile. But you know what, and I'm not 100% on this, but I might have seen him at the Regatta. Here, look and I'll let you make up your own mind...

Rixx · 08-17-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by squish

Now... can I ask you all to please take this a bit more seriously!!!

You KNOW it's all fun and games until someone loses a Buckwheat!

WHERE IS BUCKWHEAT???

Heard he caught a flight to the middle east, discovered Islam...and changed his name accordingly. His new name is Kareema-Wheat.

Rixx

TAPPY · 08-17-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rixx

Heard he caught a flight to the middle east, discovered Islam...and changed his name accordingly. His new name is Kareema-Wheat.

Rixx

(glad to see you back on the board Rixx)

MWC · 08-17-2005

Wasn't he posing for series of Mexican postage stamps?
O - lay
O - tay!

Nerak936 · 08-17-2005

Sure wish he'd introduced himself to me at Scott and Terri's. I had a Nerak necklace all set to adorn him with.

Rixx · 08-17-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerak936

Sure wish he'd introduced himself to me at Scott and Terri's. I had a Nerak necklace all set to adorn him with.

You mean like this?? Nerak.....you get around, don't ya??

Rixx

playabum17 · 08-17-2005

He's been spotted hangin' out with a bunch of low lifes...

He may have gone down a path you can't return from.

04-20-2004	#1 (permalink)
squish life=playa Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: O Canada - glorious and free! Posts: 658	Buckwheat APB Missing in Action: Buckwheat Bobblehead Victim Description: Victim last seen in Camaguey, Cuba, in the company of small school-like children. 7” 4mm tall plastique ebony stud muffin, wearing intense smile and smoking Cuban cigars. Possibly blowing over the legal limit too if you catch my drift! Head circumference measures 7”, without afro disturbance. Head bobbles to and fro. Brown eyes with 0.5” scar over right eyebrow. Wearing terribly inappropriate beach wear. Details If spotted it is imperative you contact: a) The moderator Denisea formerly known as Goddess b) Squish Your consideration in this matter is greatly appreciated!

04-20-2004	#2 (permalink)
Beachwolverine life=playa Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 618	Just over the wire..... and cannot confirm..... But sighting was reported from Guantanamo Bay.... Uncertain of status... prisoner, visitor, gadfly..... reported to have appeared... confused? drunk? stoned??? Sorry ... transmission suddenly and inexplicably cut short....

04-20-2004	#3 (permalink)
tommy Rastaman Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 12,829 Blog Entries: 5	as wel there was a report of said description just now on the local news...i think they said he was seen in a local Buckies convient store in birthday suit...drunk stoned and confused....asked clerk for a large coca-cola icy and stormed out when told only cherry was frozen enough!!!! details at 10 o'clock...I dont know if is the same missing victim I will let you know tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-21-2004	#4 (permalink)
squish life=playa Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: O Canada - glorious and free! Posts: 658	Hmmm... seems to me that there is a bit of 'teasing' going on here . Why is it that I can't pull off 'serious'. (May be in need of a Bumper/Electr_ analysis on that one). Before the tears really start to roll I must inform you of the gravity of this situation. In all seriousness Buckwheat Bobblehead WAS left in Camaguey, on April 12th. Now I notice the lil rascal (pun intended) showin' off as a Musician enroute to Dallas. I am SO confused and all I want is for Bucky to make it back to Playa in December for the Buckyball championship!! Now... can I ask you all to please take this a bit more seriously!!! You KNOW it's all fun and games until someone loses a Buckwheat! WHERE IS BUCKWHEAT???

04-21-2004	#5 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 11,513	BW & Sun Seekers: I am shocked and dismayed that you would make light of what obviously has the potential to be such a tragic and significant event. Who knows? The Buckster may well have been taken captive by a group of fanatical terrorist bobble head kidnappers. I detect the hand of Osama bin Laden in this heinous crime. Imagine what unreasonable and exorbitant ransom demands may yet be forthcoming?? Release of terrorist detainees from the Cuban detention facility? Withdrawal of US forces in Iraq? Tons of gold bullion? Premature release of the results of Survivor? The mind boggles (or is that "bobbles"?)at the possibilities. There, there, Squish. You have the support of those more sensitive members of the forum. We're there for you!

04-21-2004	#6 (permalink)
tommy Rastaman Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Austin Tx Posts: 12,829 Blog Entries: 5	sorry Squish that I didnt get back to you last night....as I watched the news last night in awe the report was BUCKY....it seems that he is making his way through Houston in route for Dallas....It also seems he is playing local clubs to raise money for his Tour....I here that he demands coca-cola Icies while he is on stage!!I thought this was strange so Donna and I went out in search for Bucky and found him playing at one the better local clubs.....we brought him a coke icy and he let us come back stage....very nice Bucky he is.....He told us to tell you that everything was Okay and he would be in Playa in december for the Buckyball championships....and that he would see yall in Dallas....he has gotten pretty good at the guitar and singing...he is much easier to understand when he sings.....kinda got a rascal in his voice....

04-21-2004	#7 (permalink)
Beachwolverine life=playa Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 618	I am shocked that anyone would doubt my journalistic integrity. I properly stated that I could not confirm and I will not reveal my source not matter how much tequila you pour down my throat. This ain't the New York Time ya know. BW

08-17-2005	#12 (permalink)
MWC añejo Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 6,496	Wasn't he posing for series of Mexican postage stamps? O - lay O - tay!

08-17-2005	#13 (permalink)
Nerak936 Kitty Mama & Proud of It! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 20,895	Sure wish he'd introduced himself to me at Scott and Terri's. I had a Nerak necklace all set to adorn him with.

08-17-2005	#15 (permalink)
playabum17 naughtiest chica Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kansas, land of Ahs Posts: 16,247	He's been spotted hangin' out with a bunch of low lifes... He may have gone down a path you can't return from.

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