FORUM FUN FEATURE!!! Texas Tenets

[denisea]

Originally Posted by sun seekers

thanks denisea..Bumper has really been mucking up the topics in General Board...We forum folk who dont agree with all his shananigins thank you..

Reminds me of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 3:

(Pesci) I can't believe you did that! I can't believe you did that! Ah... I can't... I can't believe you did that. Hey, Rog! I can't... I can't believe... I can't believe you did that.

Originally Posted by sctx

see guys, like a tiger on Roy..... damn she's quick...and merciless... she just might survive the Dallas trip in June.... but not unscathed :p

Looking forward to the 3 ring circus in Dallas, I've been training specially for the upcoming show.

Originally Posted by Bumper

All righty then! It's not like I didn't know it was off topic, I just thought our considerable Texas contingent might get a kick out of it. Frankly, I didn't even know the "off topic stuff" area even existed, or I would have put it here. Honest, Denise, I'm ignorant, and I can prove it!! (Maybe I shouldn't say that like I'm so proud of it, eh?) I love the way this site is always changing and improving, and the creation of this place to post things that shouldn't be cluttering up the real threads - but could be fun - is really opening an interesting can of worms. And we all like fun, don't we??

I did get a kick out of your post Bumper --- it's kinda hard not to get a kick outta your posts.
My moving your post was just a way of introducing you to another site improvement that I thought you would enjoy knowing about. Wouldn't want to miss out on any of the fun now, would you?

Originally Posted by Bumper

Gee, Tommy & Scott, thanks LARGE for your support!! Letting the ruthless moderator beat up on the poor Ol' Bumper. I'm hurt, disillusioned, and more than a little disappointed by your insensitivity. (I searched in vain for a "Smiley" with a huge pout to insert here) Didn't you take note of the tenet, "Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much"?

So now I'm not only a "tiger gone mad" but also "ruthless", eh? Well, I've been called much worse.
Gosh, I hate to think what you'd call me, if I actually "edited" one of your posts.

Originally Posted by sun seekers

Sorry Bumper we thought we were in trouble....so we pointed the finger and you just happen to be in the direction we were pointing!!!! no harm done...It wasnt personal....Yeah Bumper for giving us great reading material....Im printing this and going to drop the kids off at the pooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!

Remind me to stay far away from you if a bar brawl ever breaks out. Or when the cops show up. Reminds me of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 2:

(Pesci) Ok, I get it. Bad cop, good cop.
(Glover) Shut up.
(Pesci) Ok, ok, ok... bad cop, bad cop. I got it, I know all those routines...
(Gibson) You're Leo Getz?
(Pesci) Yes sir, that's me, Leo Getz. Whatever you need, Leo gets, you get it? Ha-Ha, I use it all the time to break the ice when I meet people, you know, it's good.

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by denisea

I did get a kick out of your post Bumper --- it's kinda hard not to get a kick outta your posts.
My moving your post was just a way of introducing you to another site improvement that I thought you would enjoy knowing about. Wouldn't want to miss out on any of the fun now, would you?

Hey, I didn't take offence at all. I just didn't know this topic area even existed, or I would have been using it. Like I said, I've got lots of things to put here that are strictly for amusement and distraction, and hopefully for everybody's enjoyment. Mind you, having said that, Denise...you have rather thrown down a gauntlet.

Originally Posted by denisea

If it had been fun stuff relating to Playa, I would have left it where it was.

As I see it, the task then becomes to post to the general thread and see if I can disguise the content to the degree that it gets by you. H-m-m-m...that could be an interesting and taxing challenge, given your insight. And even if it doesn't work, then the "moved" symbol shows up and folks can follow along to see what was posted and moved. That way at least they'll know this "Off Topic Stuff" area exists and they can follow along with our feeble attempts at keeping them entertained? Yes indeed...this is going to be a hoot!!

PS: Just LOVE that juggling jester smiley. I hope it doesn't make it into general usage, cause I'd lke to use it in my signature. One of my favourite quotes (I wish I knew who said it) "So many clowns, so few circuses."

[sctx]

Originally Posted by Bumper

As I see it, the task then becomes to post to the general thread and see if I can disguise the content to the degree that it gets by you.

Watch it Bump, she's sportin pretty sharp claws !!!

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by sctx

Watch it Bump, she's sportin pretty sharp claws !!!

You're right, Scott. That's one mean lookin' pussy cat. Sort of reminds me of the old saw that says, "The odds of getting eaten by a tiger on Main Street are about one in a million, but once would be enough." M-E-E-E-O-O-W-W! :p

[sctx]

Here's a hint Bump......start all your threads with "once upon a time in Playa...", should go right over Denisea's head!!!

[tommy]

Originally Posted by denisea

Reminds me of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 3:

(Pesci) I can't believe you did that! I can't believe you did that! Ah... I can't... I can't believe you did that. Hey, Rog! I can't... I can't believe... I can't believe you did that.

Remind me to stay far away from you if a bar brawl ever breaks out. Or when the cops show up. Reminds me of Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 2:

(Pesci) Ok, I get it. Bad cop, good cop.

(Glover) Shut up.
(Pesci) Ok, ok, ok... bad cop, bad cop. I got it, I know all those routines...
(Gibson) You're Leo Getz?
(Pesci) Yes sir, that's me, Leo Getz. Whatever you need, Leo gets, you get it? Ha-Ha, I use it all the time to break the ice when I meet people, you know, it's good.

comon now......This is always the polite thing to do when people are getting rowdy in a Bar.....And I can asure you denisea if you are in my party in a bar and things get crazy you dont need to worry bout nuttin...we Texas boys dont put up with people pickin on our friends....I will handle it!!...now I appreciate the ref to my boy Pesci.......

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by sun seekers

And I can asure you denisea if you are in my party in a bar and things get crazy you dont need to worry bout nuttin...we Texas boys dont put up with people pickin on our friends....I will handle it!!

Can I help too?? Denise, you can hold my coat while I open a large can of "Whop Ass" for my buddy Tommy to pour all over the miscreants. To almost quote that classic Bugs Bunny cartoon, "Tommy is my hero, cause he's so big and strong!!"

[tommy]

Originally Posted by Bumper

Can I help too?? Denise, you can hold my coat while I open a large can of "Whop Ass" for my buddy Tommy to pour all over the miscreants. To almost quote that classic Bugs Bunny cartoon, "Tommy is my hero, cause he's so big and strong!!"

Now I dont know about all that....However I have been known to get a little protective of my friends.....Just my nature I guess...Oh Bumper... your quote's are classic....thank you...

[sctx]

Originally Posted by Bumper

you can hold my coat while I open a large can of "Whop Ass" for my buddy Tommy

"Whop Ass"

Que??????????? That can't be politically correct.... even in Mexico!!!

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by sctx

"Whop Ass"

Que??????????? That can't be politically correct.... even in Mexico!!!

Whassa' matta'?? I screw up the colloquialism?? Bad spelling?? Is it supposed to be "Whup Ass"?? Well excu-u-u-u-se me!! You have to make allowances for the fact Texan isn't my mother tongue. I'm just a poor ignorant Canuck plow jockey.

[tommy]

I thought it was WUP-azzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

[mckinzie]

Originally Posted by saxman

Speaking of a can of worms, Dallas - Texas, and fun; how about those Sacramento Kings?!?!

Hey All
Saxman,
I get back in town from being trashed by Kings and Laker fans for wearing Mavs gear in Aneheim and now you.

Bumper,
way to go on getting an off topic section started

[sctx]

Originally Posted by mckinzie

I get back in town from being trashed by Kings and Laker fans for wearing Mavs gear in Aneheim and now you.

Hey Kinz, Should we bring you a Spurs cap on the 15th... might help you fit in... cause we'll still be watchin Our team on TV.
Looks like KG and TD will be battling over who gets to eat the East for lunch...

gotta go clean some Grizz hair off my broom now!!! :p

[mckinzie]

Originally Posted by sctx

Hey Kinz, Should we bring you a Spurs cap on the 15th... might help you fit in... cause we'll still be watchin Our team on TV.
Looks like KG and TD will be battling over who gets to eat the East for lunch...

gotta go clean some Grizz hair off my broom now!!! :p

It's not over until you know who starts to sing.
We do agree on one thing is that the Spurs will still be playing while were in Playadise