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Hmmmm....
The first time we went to Playa, we ended up getting married. After our somewhat impromtu wedding, Corey and I were, ummm, just lying around without any clothes on, on the bed in our poolside room at the Porto Real. I got up and started jumping on the bed until Corey pointed out that there was security guard out on the beach, looking right into our room.....
The day after our wedding, I got to swim with the dolphins at Xcaret as a wedding present, and when I did the trick where the dolpins push you through the water and you stand up, my swimsuit bottoms came down and everyone laughed and clapped. And when the guy came to help me take my lifevest off, he unclasped it only to find my boob sticking out of my swimsuit top (man, that suit was way too big for me).
This year we spent one day at Playa Tukan beach club, and I went to use the bathroom. The lock is kind of tricky, and I couldn't get out of the bathroom, and I started panicking and turning the lock and pulling at the door and cussing until some woman, whose first language wasn't English, explained to me from outside how to get the door unlocked.
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