FORUM FUN FEATURE!!! Hu's On First?

[Bumper]

Just remembered I had this tucked away in my files. You can see where it's coming from. Not the kind of thing that will prove to be as timeless as the original it rips off, but quite clever just the same.

The following is the text of a conversation in the Oval Office of the White House between President George W. Bush and Assistant to the President For National Security Affairs, Condoleezza Rice. The briefing concerned Hu Jintao, the recently appointed leader of the Communist Party of China.

Bush: “Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?”
Rice: “Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.”
Bush: “Great. Lay it on me.”
Rice: “ Hu is the new leader of China.”
Bush: “That’s what I want to know.”
Rice: “That’s what I’m telling you.”
Bush: “That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?”
Rice: “Yes.”
Bush: “I mean the fellow’s name.”
Rice: “Hu.”
Bush: “The guy in China.”
Rice: “Hu.”
Bush: “The new leader of China.”
Rice: “Hu.”
Bush: “The Chinaman!!”
Rice: “Hu is leading China.”
Bush: “Now whaddaya’ asking me for?”
Rice: “I’m telling you Hu is leading China.”
Bush: “Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?”
Rice: “That’s the man’s name.”
Bush: “That’s who’s name?”
Rice: “Yes.”
Bush: “Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?”
Rice: “Yes, sir.”
Bush: “Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East"!?”
Rice: “That’s correct.”
Bush: “Then who is in China?”
Rice: “Yes, sir.”
Bush: “Yassir is in China?”
Rice: “No, sir.”
Bush: “Then who is?”
Rice: “Yes, sir.”
Bush: “Yassir?”
Rice: “No, sir.”
Bush: “Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Rice: “Kofi?”
Bush: “No, thanks,”
Rice: “You want Kofi?”
Bush: “No.”
Rice: “You don’t want Kofi?”
Bush: “No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk, and then get me the U.N.”
Rice: “Yes, sir.”
Bush: “Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.”
Rice: “Kofi?”
Bush: “Milk, dammit! Will you please make the call?”
Rice: “Call who?”
Bush: “Who is the guy at the U.N.?”
Rice: “No, Hu is the guy in China”
Bush: “Will you stay the Hell out of China!?”
Rice: “Yes, sir.”
Bush: “And keep out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.”
Rice: “Kofi.”
Bush: “All right already. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.”
(Rice picks up the phone)
Rice: “Rice, here.”
Bush: “Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to that guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?”

[tommy]

very funny Bumper...I love it....

[Rainman]

Clap Clap Great joke Bumper laughed so hard beer came out my nose. Funny thing is I havent had a beer since last night.
Rainman