FORUM FUN FEATURE!!! Baby Gift Suggestions

**Bumper** · 05-04-2004

With the upcoming addition to the family expected at the home of James and Anna, perhaps some of you are looking for ideas for appropriate baby gifts to bestow on the progeny. With the idea that a gift of knowledge is never out of place, here are a few suggestions for children's books that you might consider.

Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It

1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors - An “I-Can-Do-It” Book
6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. All Cats Go to Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. Getting Your Way Through Whining, Kicking, and Crying
12. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Microwave Games
13. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
14. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
15. Grandpa Gets a Casket
16. The Magic World Inside an Abandoned Refrigerator
17. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
18. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
19. Strangers Have the Best Candy
20. You Were an Accident
21. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
22. Your Nightmares Are Real
23. Places Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
24. Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet Can Be Friends
25. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

jtm1631 · 05-04-2004

Another classic post Bumper. Thanks for the laugh. I especially like book No. 1. You can't stress enough to kids these days what a bad idea it is to stick out from the crowd. Go with the flow and give in to that peer pressure.

JT

cuffedlinks · 05-04-2004

As another

sort of said...

"Where DOES he get those wonderful ideas...?"

mckinzie · 05-04-2004

#23 Bumper is hilarious

It's always good to get a good laugh in before I hit the sack.

**james** · 05-04-2004

funny stuff Bob! hehehehe.

TAPPY · 05-05-2004

Bumper you must be a parent cause a lot of those "ring true" !!!!

# 7 cracks me up - that pesky little monkey

05-04-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 11,409	FORUM FUN FEATURE!!! Baby Gift Suggestions With the upcoming addition to the family expected at the home of James and Anna, perhaps some of you are looking for ideas for appropriate baby gifts to bestow on the progeny. With the idea that a gift of knowledge is never out of place, here are a few suggestions for children's books that you might consider. Children’s Books That Didn’t Make It 1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert 4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors - An “I-Can-Do-It” Book 6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8. All Cats Go to Hell 9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 10. Some Kittens Can Fly 11. Getting Your Way Through Whining, Kicking, and Crying 12. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Microwave Games 13. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 14. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption 15. Grandpa Gets a Casket 16. The Magic World Inside an Abandoned Refrigerator 17. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 18. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 19. Strangers Have the Best Candy 20. You Were an Accident 21. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 22. Your Nightmares Are Real 23. Places Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 24. Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet Can Be Friends 25. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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05-04-2004	#2 (permalink)
jtm1631 añejo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,428	Another classic post Bumper. Thanks for the laugh. I especially like book No. 1. You can't stress enough to kids these days what a bad idea it is to stick out from the crowd. Go with the flow and give in to that peer pressure. JT

05-04-2004	#3 (permalink)
cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 15,998	As another sort of said... "Where DOES he get those wonderful ideas...?"

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mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,552	#23 Bumper is hilarious It's always good to get a good laugh in before I hit the sack.

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TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,062	Bumper you must be a parent cause a lot of those "ring true" !!!! # 7 cracks me up - that pesky little monkey