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Finally getting to read all the threads that appeared while we were on hiatus and came across this one. Perhaps this male drug-related tidbit might be of interest.
Men’s Performance-Enhancing Drugs
With the overwhelming success of it product Viagra, the Pfizer Pharmaceutical Corporation is introducing a complete line of designer drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society....
DIRECTRA:
A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72% of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2%.
PROJECTRA:
Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before undertaking a new one.
CHILDAGRA:
Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks, especially cleaning up spills and “little accidents.”
COMPLIMENTRA:
In clinical trials, 82 percent of men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to determine if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA:
Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drugs effects can be extended to a period beyond the average store’s return policy.
NEGA-VIAGRA:
Has the opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on a former U.S. president.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA:
This drug has the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLYAGRA:
This drug has shown great promise in medicating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). It has proven especially beneficial in the treatment of men on a program of Viagra therapy.
PRYAGRA:
Reportedly about to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: An apparent overdose turned three test subjects into “special prosecutors.”
LIAGRA:
This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. It will apparently be available in Regular, Grand Jury, and Presidential strength dosages.
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