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Old 09-24-2004   #14 (permalink)
mckinzie
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Originally Posted by TAPPY
The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program.
Not Wanting to harm this body, I've devised the following:

Monday

Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

Tuesday

Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

Wednesday

Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

Thursday

Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire

Friday

Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge

Saturday

Pick up the pieces

Sunday

Whew! What a workout
That's not going to cut it Tappy.

MOVE IT !!!! MOVE IT!!!! MOVE IT!!!!
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