...otherwise known as brain damage
I just got off the phone with my mother, who reminded me of a funny story when I was a kid.
I guess shortly after I was born, my sister, in a fit of jealousy, stuffed my bassinette full of pillows. In what apparently was an attempt to off the insufferable newbie for once and for all.

My mom caught her, and from that day forward had to hide any extra pillows laying around, lest I meet an untimely death at my sister's little hands. She was two.

Good times, good times.
Anyone else have any funny stories from being a kid? I laughed so hard when my mom brought that up tonight, and will have to remind my sister later