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Originally Posted by Bumper
FACTS ABOUT MEN
1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if there is danger involved.
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Good one, Bump. In our house, John does all the cooking because there is always danger involved if I try to cook.
The other day, Kelsey walked into the kitchen and saw me putting frozen pizzas in the oven and stopped dead in her tracks: "wait...are you cooking dinner?!" I told her yes. She says, "oh man, cover your ears Jorden, the smoke detector's going to be going off. And get ready to call for delivery."
