FORUM FUN FEATURE!! PlayaInfo Moderator's Quiz - Answers

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QUIZ FOR PlayaInfo Moderators - Answers


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to unnecessarily complicate simple tasks.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside and close the door.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside and close the door. This question tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The elephant does not attend because it is in the refrigerator. This question tests your powers of recall. Okay, even if you haven’t handled the first three questions successfully, you still have one final opportunity to demonstrate your qualifications as a candidate for PlayaInfo Moderator.



4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by ferocious crocodiles. How do you survive crossing the river?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This question tests whether you are able to learn from your mistakes.


According to KPMG Consulting, around 90% of the potential PlayaInfo Moderators they surveyed got all the questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several answers correct. KPMG maintains this conclusively disproves the theory that most PlayaInfo Moderators have the intellect of a four year old.