FORUM FUN FEATURE!! 25 Thinnest Books

**Bumper** · 06-05-2004

There was some positive reaction to a recent post done on the subject of little known literary classics. Since there is apparently a group of Forum Folk who can actually handle the printed word, I felt there might be some interest in the following list of volumes to be added to your reading list. Some of them would be ideal for taking to the beach, or relaxing around the pool

Top 25 Thinnest Books

1. My Plan To Find The Real Killers - by O.J. Simpson
2. The Engineer’s Guide To Fashion
3. To All The Men I’ve Loved Before - by Ellen Degeneres
4. The Differences Between Reality And Dilbert
5. Human Rights Advances In China
6. Things I Would Not Do For Money - by Dennis Rodman
7. My Wild Years - by Al Gore
8. Amelia Earhart’s Guide To The Pacific Ocean
9. America’s Most Popular Lawyers
10. Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors
11. Detroit - A Guide To A Dream Vacation
12. Different Ways To Spell Bob
13. Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection Of Motivational Speeches
14. Staple Your Way To Success
15. Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance
16. Everything Men Know About Women
17. Everything Women Know About Men
18. French Hospitality
19. George Foreman’s Big Book Of Baby Names
20. How To Sustain A Musical Career - by Art Garfunkel
21. Mike Tyson’s Guide To Dating Etiquette
22. Spotted Owl Recipes - by The World Wildlife Fund
23. Victory Songs Of The Italian Army
24. The Amish Phone Directory
25. The Book Of Virtues - by Bill Clinton

cuffedlinks · 06-05-2004

YES!

Very nice Bumper...!

Can't you pick this up as a two-volume set with "Little Known Literary Classics" at you local B. Dalton bookstore?

Does the "B." stand for Bumper I wonder....?

Softy57 · 06-14-2004

Bumper, how do you come up with this stuff? My significant others' name is Mike Tyson,so he'll get a laugh out of it too. btw-I still have both ears intact!lol

**Bumper** · 06-14-2004

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Originally Posted by Softy57

Bumper, how do you come up with this stuff?

The secret lies in keeping an open mind. Maintaining a brain uncluttered by valuable thoughts also helps. I have a complete mastery of that particular skill, and so have managed to accumulate an astonishing collection of junk.

Softy57 · 06-15-2004

This is too funny, I just bought Michael a tee for his b-day that says,"If your mind is too open,your brain will fall out." The same catalog had a buffalo,looking suspiciously like your former avatar which said,"when the chips are down,buffalo empty!". I,myself,try to keep a "somewhat open" mind. Only letting in thoughts that please meeee.lol.

06-05-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,119	FORUM FUN FEATURE!! 25 Thinnest Books There was some positive reaction to a recent post done on the subject of little known literary classics. Since there is apparently a group of Forum Folk who can actually handle the printed word, I felt there might be some interest in the following list of volumes to be added to your reading list. Some of them would be ideal for taking to the beach, or relaxing around the pool Top 25 Thinnest Books 1. My Plan To Find The Real Killers - by O.J. Simpson 2. The Engineer’s Guide To Fashion 3. To All The Men I’ve Loved Before - by Ellen Degeneres 4. The Differences Between Reality And Dilbert 5. Human Rights Advances In China 6. Things I Would Not Do For Money - by Dennis Rodman 7. My Wild Years - by Al Gore 8. Amelia Earhart’s Guide To The Pacific Ocean 9. America’s Most Popular Lawyers 10. Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors 11. Detroit - A Guide To A Dream Vacation 12. Different Ways To Spell Bob 13. Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection Of Motivational Speeches 14. Staple Your Way To Success 15. Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance 16. Everything Men Know About Women 17. Everything Women Know About Men 18. French Hospitality 19. George Foreman’s Big Book Of Baby Names 20. How To Sustain A Musical Career - by Art Garfunkel 21. Mike Tyson’s Guide To Dating Etiquette 22. Spotted Owl Recipes - by The World Wildlife Fund 23. Victory Songs Of The Italian Army 24. The Amish Phone Directory 25. The Book Of Virtues - by Bill Clinton

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Softy57 añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Massachusetts,U.S.A. Posts: 1,697	Hillarius Bumper, how do you come up with this stuff? My significant others' name is Mike Tyson,so he'll get a laugh out of it too. btw-I still have both ears intact!lol

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Softy57 añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Massachusetts,U.S.A. Posts: 1,697	open minds This is too funny, I just bought Michael a tee for his b-day that says,"If your mind is too open,your brain will fall out." The same catalog had a buffalo,looking suspiciously like your former avatar which said,"when the chips are down,buffalo empty!". I,myself,try to keep a "somewhat open" mind. Only letting in thoughts that please meeee.lol.

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06-05-2004	#2 (permalink)
cuffedlinks añejo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Presidents Posts: 16,003	YES! Very nice Bumper...! Can't you pick this up as a two-volume set with "Little Known Literary Classics" at you local B. Dalton bookstore? Does the "B." stand for Bumper I wonder....?

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