FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Munsa Test

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Yet another test from the deep, dark, unexplored recesses of my private files. (No, Mulder not those files.) I trust you've all been studying?

MUNSA Entry Examination

Have you an unusual intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly “interesting movies”? It could be that you are one of the 5% of the population that has the mental capacity of a turnip. If so, you may want to consider joining MUNSA - Mental Underachievers and Noticeably Stupid Association.

Try the questionnaire below. The results could surprise you. If you find you are unable to read the questions, you’re likely half-way there already and may be over-qualified.


1. Which of the following was one of the famous Marx Brothers?
a) Stretch
b) Skid
c) Harpo
d) Radial tire

2. The next number in the following series: 1, 2, 4,...., 16 is:
a) Yellow
b) Geranium
c) 8
d) Radial tire

3. The letter missing from the following series: a, b, c, ...., e is
a) Z
b) B
c) D
d) Radial tire

4. A man walks into a barber shop with $5.00. He buys two lemons for 45 cents each, one pickled herring for $2.40, and a box of laundry detergent for $3.15. What will happen?
a) The barber is going to wonder where all the groceries are coming from
b) He’ll discover he wasn’t in a barber shop, but rather in a dairy
c) The barber will ask him if he’s from MUNSA
d) Radial tire

5. Two trains leave the same station, but moving in opposite direction. The first train is travelling at 50 km/hr east, while the second sets off at 50 km/hr in a westerly direction. Which train is travelling the fastest?
a) The one going EAST
b) The one going WEST
c) Neither
d) Radial tire
e) Why aren’t there “E’s” in all the other questions?

6. What comes next in the series: Red, Green.....
a) A car
b) Yellow
c) Insufficient data
d) Radial tire

7. Mona Lisa was;
a) A dissatisfied woman
b) A song by Billy Joel
c) A painting
d) Radial tire

8. The cold war was about;
a) Ice
b) Autumn
c) A few people in power not liking each other
d) Radial tire

9. Complete the following sequence; Radial tire, Radial tire, Radial tire
a) Radial tire
b) Radial tire
c) Radial tire
d) Pardon?


Okay, it’s time to total up all your marks. Those of you who haven’t mastered addition yet, may skip this step and go straight to the application, you’re the sort of person we’re looking for. If not, give yourself 5 points for every D response, -5 for every C ( +10 if you can’t add negative numbers yet), 0 for every B, and 0 for every A you selected.

How did you do?

90 to 50 OK! You’re just exactly the sort of person we’re looking to recruit. Add 10 points to your score if you haven’t got the hang of writing with anything but crayons yet.

50 to -20 Who’s been studying late into the night? Sorry, but you’re just the average, run-of-the-mill moron. You’re not welcome.

-20 to -90 A computer geek, apparently. Go join some organization where they talk big numbers and floppy discs.

Is 85 between 90 and 50? ALLRIGHT!! Go to the bottom of the class. You have the potential to be a leading light in our association and an inspiration to us all. Get someone to fill in the form for you and welcome aboard!