Humbled By The Honor

[RAM]

Originally Posted by sctx

Not exactly correct RAM, you need to search for Bumper's infamous Tequila trial review !!! But FYI, them Canucks talk pretty big about their drinking prowess, but we just sent one of em packin back to O Glorious Canada to practice a little bit more before she crosses the Red River again... seems like her name started with an "S" er somthin like that

By God, good for you! It makes my little ol' American heart proud to know you broke a colt. You Texas kids may be OK after all--at least on 51 out of 52 weekends a year.

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by sctx

but we just sent one of em packin back to O Glorious Canada to practice a little bit more before she crosses the Red River again... seems like her name started with an "S" er somthin like that

That's what happens when you send a young lady to do an old man's job.

O-o-o-o-o-o! I'm in so much trouble for that comment!! Did I say that out loud? Maybe I can just say it was another of those Alzheimer moments...think she'll let me off with a stern reprimand? Pray for me, Scotty.

[RAM]

Originally Posted by Bumper

That's what happens when you send a young lady to do an old man's job.

O-o-o-o-o-o! I'm in so much trouble for that comment!! Did I say that out loud? Maybe I can just say it was another of those Alzheimer moments...think she'll let me off with a stern reprimand? Pray for me, Scotty.

Bump,
Listen carefully to me. In Cowboy Country we have a viable defense known as Involuntary Intoxication. Since your posts are being received in Oklahoma, we can assert jurisdiction is appropriate in my fair state. We will use the "I got drunk and didn't mean/know what I was saying" defense and your problems will be over. It would be even better if we could have the case heard in the municipal court in The Village, Oklahoma. I have an extensive personal knowledge of the judge there. His wife (well kinda-sorta, but that will be in a future message) loves Crown Royal and Canadian Hunter. I would think that a small case of either for her benefit would be of some help to you in your time of need.

[sctx]

Originally Posted by Bumper

That's what happens when you send a young lady to do an old man's job.

..think she'll let me off with a stern reprimand? Pray for me, Scotty.

You better talk to that young canadian lady before you start having grand delusions of locking horns with my Lil G. She only weighs 104 lbs but don't let that go to your head, she'll send you packin back North with your tail between your legs mumblin about switchin yer drinkin preference to Perrier!

& I wouldn't worry about the reprimand from Squishy, you did use the word "young" to describe her, women are a sucker for that one

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by RAM

I would think that a small case of either for her benefit would be of some help to you in your time of need.

That's what I like. An enlightened judiciary, featuring flexible court officers, and a published fee structure of bribes and inducements. You are both, I trust, "good" representatives of the legal profession? "Good" being defined as staying bought.

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by sctx

& I wouldn't worry about the reprimand from Squishy, you did use the word "young" to describe her, women are a sucker for that one

Of course I used the word "young". I ain't stupid, ya' know. I always do the best I can to cover my butt...a problematic situation, given the dimensions of that physical feature. I might have been born at night, Scotty, but it wasn't last night.

And I never pick a fight with a lady. You can't win. I might be senile, but I have no death wish.

[RAM]

Originally Posted by Bumper

That's what I like. An enlightened judiciary, featuring flexible court officers, and a published fee structure of bribes and inducements. You are both, I trust, "good" representatives of the legal profession? "Good" being defined as staying bought.

Bump,
It is apparent from your message that you have confused an attempt at the offering of un-solicited suggestions with some nefarious scheme involving deceit and chicanery. Please permit me to let the shing light of day pour into this matter. This is Oklahoma City, OK, not Youngstown, Ohio (my hometown, which is sometimes referred to as Murder Town, USA). In OKC, we do not accept bribes or inducements. I am over your inference and trust you will re-consider :ponder: your position.

[Tyramania]

Originally Posted by sctx

But FYI, them Canucks talk pretty big about their drinking prowess, but we just sent one of em packin back to O Glorious Canada to practice a little bit more before she crosses the Red River again... seems like her name started with an "S" er somthin like that

Scott -

Is it just a coincidence that you start this smack talk AFTER the Squishinator is safely across the border and out of 'slap you silly' range? I think not!

I'm not saying that Lil G can't out drink our Canadian chica (I believe Lil G could give W.C. Fields AND Ted Kennedy a run for their money), but I do think we need to take into account Squish's diminished health and the effect of the broiling Texas sun (our little Canuk only THOUGHT she knew what HOT was). I'm thinking they need to go for 2 outta 3!

- Tyra

[RAM]

Originally Posted by Tyramania

Scott -
I'm not saying that Lil G can't out drink our Canadian chica...I'm thinking they need to go for 2 outta 3!- Tyra

I sense an international incident is brewing (so to speak). Perhaps the use of some referees and a film crew at any re-match would be in order. Since we are close, The Lovely Lady Lawyer and I might venture south of the Red River to oversee any such scheduled event. The international import of any continued contest might also attract a luminary of the stature of our Esteemed Canadian Brother, Bumper. I've noticed that he is hesitant to speak out but the magnitude of this might be such as to serve as an inducement to cause him to shed his cloak of silence. TX could serve as the offical I'll-Measure-The-Shots-And-Won't-Cheat (Much) bartender.

[Critter]

Bumper you need to introduce Señor Cuff to the fine nectar that comes from the Newfies... What is it called Screech....

[sctx]

Originally Posted by Tyramania

Scott -

Is it just a coincidence that you start this smack talk AFTER the Squishinator is safely across the border and out of 'slap you silly' range? I think not!

I'm thinking they need to go for 2 outta 3! - Tyra

Squish don't sceeeeer me... and I did tell her to practice up for a few weeks and then head down to San Marcos for a PlayaCrew River Tubing Regatta rematch. Squish mentioned somthin bout - 40 degrees and an igloo, but Lil G just shook her head and said sh... that would just make me drink and dance even more to stay warm.
I think the best idea is to settle this on "Holy Ground"... at the Beach Olympics in March... it will be Lil G's for.. oops, twenty-eighth birthday so a trip south would be proper to celebrate such a miletone. And as RAM suggests, I'll even give Squish a bit of an edge... we can let her Canadian bro Bumper be the referee, Carlos can pour the "2 fer 1" shots, and maybe James can work the video in case we do have a need for an instant replay.
Now Tyra sweetie, lets be honest w/ each other, after what you saw this weekend..... who's your money REALLY gonna be on ???

[Tyramania]

Originally Posted by sctx

I think the best idea is to settle this on "Holy Ground"... at the Beach Olympics in March... it will be Lil G's for.. oops, twenty-eighth birthday so a trip south would be proper to celebrate such a miletone. And as RAM suggests, I'll even give Squish a bit of an edge... we can let her Canadian bro Bumper be the referee, Carlos can pour the "2 fer 1" shots, and maybe James can work the video in case we do have a need for an instant replay.

I second that motion! It wouldn't have to be an actual PlayaInfo Beach Olympic event - but could be part of the official opening or closing ceremony!

Originally Posted by sctx

Now Tyra sweetie, lets be honest w/ each other, after what you saw this weekend..... who's your money REALLY gonna be on ???

That's a toughie! Based soley on this past weekend, I'd say Lil G's got this one in the bag. BUT! I've seen Squishalicous in prime form and can say without hesitation, she's as good as they get.

- Tyra

[sctx]

Originally Posted by Tyramania

That's a toughie! Based soley on this past weekend, I'd say Lil G's got this one in the bag. BUT! I've seen Squishalicous in prime form and can say without hesitation, she's as good as they get.
- Tyra

So what your really saying is that it's Playa that ought to be sceeeeered ???

[denisea]

I've seen Le Squish in action many a night and I've got to say that she was not up to true form this past weekend. However, I was very impressed by Lil G's staying power this weekend. I think this could be a very close match. Yes, me thinks Playa should be very sceeeered if these two ladies are in town together. And I want front row seats to the event!

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by denisea

I've seen Le Squish in action many a night and I've got to say that she was not up to true form this past weekend. However, I was very impressed by Lil G's staying power this weekend. I think this could be a very close match. Yes, me thinks Playa should be very sceeeered if these two ladies are in town together. And I want front row seats to the event!

"In the blue corner, fresh from a unanimous decision at a recent event held in Dallas, weighing in at a trim 104 pounds, clad in a "Don't Tread On Texas" tee shirt, the pride of San Marcos in The Lone Star State...L'il Irish Looking Girl - irl-irl-irl!"

"And in the white corner, still smarting from a disputed outcome at the same Texas encounter, weighing in at some mass undoubtedly screwed up by metric conversion, sporting a red maple leaf on her heaving bosom, from the capitol city of our great neighbours to the North, La Squish - ish-ish-ish!"

And a scantily clad Cuffedlinks circumnavigates the ring, sporting a large placard proclaiming "1".

Egad!! The spectacle, the drama, the pageantry, the theatrical values. It gives one pause. If only Cossell could be here to put his unique stamp on the undertaking.