FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Tequila Warning Labels

**Bumper** · 06-11-2004

During our extensive tequila research project - thoroughly documemted (Ad Nauseum) in other threads - Mrs B and I encountered several brands that sported warning labels. As a public service, we are pleased to reproduce them here:

TEQUILA WARNING LABELS

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may leave you wondering what the Hell happened to your bra or trousers.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may make you think you have mysterious Kung-Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t recall).

WARNING: The consumption of tequila is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than some really, really big guy called Chuck.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause a disturbance in the space-time continuum, wherein gaps in consciousness appear.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause pregnancy. (Maybe we should check with Tex about this one?)

WARNING: The consumption of tequila is a major factor in dancing like a geek.

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!!

WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to thay shings like thish.

**tommy** · 06-11-2004

funny Bumper....and you should know!!!

RAM · 06-11-2004

That'sss (oops) That is a reely crate list of stuff, thinns (oops...)thinks Great northern Lite. Eye comlimentary you four talkin' 'bout (LIKE IN THE DRINKIN' MATCH!!!) the truth of watt that cactus

will due 2 your system. Good four you!!! Your (oops) yYou're a good Neighbor. i(oops)I only wisheded that you wood half (oops) half ( oopppps, again) have bin lauden (NO NONO..) bee n able to help save Scot.

EXCUSE ME, THIS IS NURSE MARJORIE, RAM has had a slight problem and we are moving him to the extensive care area. We believe he will be alright within the next 24 to 36 hours. Your prayers, token alcohol tributes and concerns will be acknowledged as they are received. Thank you...WAIT, he's screaming something about his brother in Canada forsaking someone in the State of Texas....OK, he's until control. We used the famous Hind-Lick Method and instituted a Bacardi drip.

cuffedlinks · 06-11-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM

Your (oops) yYou're a good Neighbor. i(oops)I only wisheded that you wood half (oops) half ( oopppps, again) have bin lauden (NO NONO..) bee n able to help save Scot.

LOL!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM

EXCUSE ME, THIS IS NURSE MARJORIE, RAM has had a slight problem and we are moving him to the extensive care area. OK, he's until control. We used the famous Hind-Lick Method and instituted a Bacardi drip.

!!

**Bumper** · 06-11-2004

It's gratifying to see that Brother RAM has taken it upon himself to seek the professional help he so obviously and desperately requires. Now, whether consigning one's self to the tender mercies of today's medical system is necessarily the best course of action is problematic. Bacardi drip, eh? That's what I call socialized medicine. The program sounds like an excellent alternative to the more traditional treatment regime of restraints and electro-shock therapy.

**Jesus** · 12-22-2007

Take a look at the dangerous legend on this one I got today as a present.

**Jesus** · 12-22-2007

And I found this in a menu at the "La Tequila" restaurant in Guadalajara, sure agrees with what Bumper posted initially.

Dianita · 12-22-2007

My male friends in Canada call tequila "Panty Remover"

Maverick69 · 12-23-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dianita

My male friends in Canada call tequila "Panty Remover"

I believe thats Lemon Gin.

LostSol · 01-14-2008

Funny stuff...

06-11-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 8,876	FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Tequila Warning Labels During our extensive tequila research project - thoroughly documemted (Ad Nauseum) in other threads - Mrs B and I encountered several brands that sported warning labels. As a public service, we are pleased to reproduce them here: TEQUILA WARNING LABELS WARNING: The consumption of tequila may leave you wondering what the Hell happened to your bra or trousers. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may make you think you have mysterious Kung-Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t recall). WARNING: The consumption of tequila is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than some really, really big guy called Chuck. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause a disturbance in the space-time continuum, wherein gaps in consciousness appear. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause pregnancy. (Maybe we should check with Tex about this one?) WARNING: The consumption of tequila is a major factor in dancing like a geek. WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!! WARNING: The consumption of tequila may cause you to thay shings like thish.

06-11-2004	#3 (permalink)
RAM way into it Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Posts: 179	hE saId wHAt...?? That'sss (oops) That is a reely crate list of stuff, thinns (oops...)thinks Great northern Lite. Eye comlimentary you four talkin' 'bout (LIKE IN THE DRINKIN' MATCH!!!) the truth of watt that cactus will due 2 your system. Good four you!!! Your (oops) yYou're a good Neighbor. i(oops)I only wisheded that you wood half (oops) half ( oopppps, again) have bin lauden (NO NONO..) bee n able to help save Scot. EXCUSE ME, THIS IS NURSE MARJORIE, RAM has had a slight problem and we are moving him to the extensive care area. We believe he will be alright within the next 24 to 36 hours. Your prayers, token alcohol tributes and concerns will be acknowledged as they are received. Thank you...WAIT, he's screaming something about his brother in Canada forsaking someone in the State of Texas....OK, he's until control. We used the famous Hind-Lick Method and instituted a Bacardi drip.

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06-11-2004	#2 (permalink)
tommy Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tx Posts: 11,879	funny Bumper....and you should know!!!

06-11-2004	#5 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 8,876	It's gratifying to see that Brother RAM has taken it upon himself to seek the professional help he so obviously and desperately requires. Now, whether consigning one's self to the tender mercies of today's medical system is necessarily the best course of action is problematic. Bacardi drip, eh? That's what I call socialized medicine. The program sounds like an excellent alternative to the more traditional treatment regime of restraints and electro-shock therapy.

12-22-2007	#6 (permalink)
Jesus Nutty Peep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mexico City, Mexico Posts: 4,281	Take a look at the dangerous legend on this one I got today as a present.

12-22-2007	#7 (permalink)
Jesus Nutty Peep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mexico City, Mexico Posts: 4,281	And I found this in a menu at the "La Tequila" restaurant in Guadalajara, sure agrees with what Bumper posted initially.

12-22-2007	#8 (permalink)
Dianita beachaholic Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Toronto/Florida Keys/Playa Posts: 421	My male friends in Canada call tequila "Panty Remover"

01-14-2008	#10 (permalink)
LostSol lost on fifth Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 10	Funny stuff...

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