FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Dry Cleaning Story

**Bumper** · 06-12-2004

Two friends are sitting at Sharkey & The Jaimes’ Beer Bucket. After a bunch of tequilas, over several hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down and proceeds to hurl all over himself. Wiping his mouth off on his sleeve, he says, “Man, I gotta go home. I’m already hours late and now I’ve thrown up all over myself. The old lady is gonna kill me.”

The second guy turns to him and says, “No she won’t. Listen, you got $20?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Take the twenty, put it in your pocket. When you get home, tell your wife some guy threw up all over you and gave you twenty bucks for dry cleaning. I do it all the time.”

“Great idea!” the first guy says.

The two chums then continued to pound them back for a few more hours. Eventually, they head home.

Sure enough, the guy’s wife is waiting up for him. As he walks through the door, she says, “Look at you! You’re pathetic! You’re five hours late, drunk as a skunk, and you’ve got dried puke all over yourself. What have you got to say for yourself?”

He says, “Wait, honey, this guy threw up all over me and gave me $20 to clean my clothes. I swear that’s what happened. Check my front shirt pocket.”

She reaches in and pulls out TWO twenty dollar bills. “What’s this? There’s forty bucks here!”

He says, “Oh yeah. He crapped in my pants to!”

**tommy** · 06-12-2004

NASTY!!! Just palin NASTY!!!

Funny TRUE story...we were on 5th ave about 5 years ago and a bunch of young guys around 21-24 came into Don Emilios where Donna and the kids And I were having some refreshments...They were being loud and Balzy....We made comments to the kids that that is not how you act in a Bar in mexico...They agreed..Few hours pass and me and My youngest son were headed back to the Hotel to get some more money because Donna found something on Sale...we walked about half way down 5Th and there was the loudest young man staggering down the street with Poop running down his leg and sloshing in his shoe...We were scared for life...My youngest has it burned in his brain...
he learned that you dont act like that in a bar in Mexico....

that story you have reminded me of that to vivid memory.

Critter · 06-12-2004

That is just plain stupid drunk.

Sue · 06-19-2004

I felt like I was going to die because I'm so bored at work. This thread perked me right up. That is indeed just plain stupid drunk, but it's also pretty god damn funny, at the stupid drunk's expense.

06-12-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,137	FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Dry Cleaning Story Two friends are sitting at Sharkey & The Jaimes’ Beer Bucket. After a bunch of tequilas, over several hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down and proceeds to hurl all over himself. Wiping his mouth off on his sleeve, he says, “Man, I gotta go home. I’m already hours late and now I’ve thrown up all over myself. The old lady is gonna kill me.” The second guy turns to him and says, “No she won’t. Listen, you got $20?” “Yeah, why?” “Take the twenty, put it in your pocket. When you get home, tell your wife some guy threw up all over you and gave you twenty bucks for dry cleaning. I do it all the time.” “Great idea!” the first guy says. The two chums then continued to pound them back for a few more hours. Eventually, they head home. Sure enough, the guy’s wife is waiting up for him. As he walks through the door, she says, “Look at you! You’re pathetic! You’re five hours late, drunk as a skunk, and you’ve got dried puke all over yourself. What have you got to say for yourself?” He says, “Wait, honey, this guy threw up all over me and gave me $20 to clean my clothes. I swear that’s what happened. Check my front shirt pocket.” She reaches in and pulls out TWO twenty dollar bills. “What’s this? There’s forty bucks here!” He says, “Oh yeah. He crapped in my pants to!”

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06-12-2004	#2 (permalink)
tommy Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tx Posts: 12,004	NASTY!!! Just palin NASTY!!! Funny TRUE story...we were on 5th ave about 5 years ago and a bunch of young guys around 21-24 came into Don Emilios where Donna and the kids And I were having some refreshments...They were being loud and Balzy....We made comments to the kids that that is not how you act in a Bar in mexico...They agreed..Few hours pass and me and My youngest son were headed back to the Hotel to get some more money because Donna found something on Sale...we walked about half way down 5Th and there was the loudest young man staggering down the street with Poop running down his leg and sloshing in his shoe...We were scared for life...My youngest has it burned in his brain... he learned that you dont act like that in a bar in Mexico.... that story you have reminded me of that to vivid memory.

06-12-2004	#3 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	That is just plain stupid drunk.

06-19-2004	#4 (permalink)
Sue reposado Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,485	I felt like I was going to die because I'm so bored at work. This thread perked me right up. That is indeed just plain stupid drunk, but it's also pretty god damn funny, at the stupid drunk's expense.

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