Kitty lovers unite (way off topic) - Page 6

Nerak936 · 06-26-2004

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Originally Posted by Critter

And if you do, are they coughed up like a hairball?

Geeeeez, Critter!! Now THERE'S a picture I don't need to be carrying around in my head!!!

TAPPY · 06-26-2004

Bumper those are priceless !!!!

TAPPY · 06-27-2004

What is a Cat/Dog?
Sure many of you have seen this - but thought it would go along with this post

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What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

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What is a Dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats

Nerak936 · 06-27-2004

Tappy: Those would be funny if they weren't so close to the truth!!

Actually, they ARE funny! Thanks!!

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06-26-2004	#77 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,892	Bumper those are priceless !!!!

06-27-2004	#78 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 14,892	What is a Cat/Dog? Sure many of you have seen this - but thought it would go along with this post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats

06-27-2004	#79 (permalink)
Nerak936 =^. " .^= Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 18,483	Tappy: Those would be funny if they weren't so close to the truth!! Actually, they ARE funny! Thanks!!

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