Since my soon to be hubby is a chemist I saw this and thought it was interesting/funny.
1. Human Lab Rat: Voluntarily expose yourself to dangerous chemicals.
2. Manure Inspector: Test methods of removing E.Coli and Salmonella from animal manure used to fertilize crops.
3. Kansas Biology Teacher: The evolution debate consumes everything. Instead of teaching biology and scientific method, they must teach intelligent design theory.
4. Extremophile Excavators: Hike in 125-degree weather in air filled with nauseous gases to search for a microbe the can remove arsenic from contaminated water.
5. Nuclear Weapons Scientist: Bad
PR with recent FBI investigations and an intern's eye-burning laser accident have made this a rough job lately.
6. Volcanologists: They run extremely close to an erupting volcano carrying lots of heavy equipment so they can study it.
7. Semen Washer: Employed by sperm banks, their official job title is "cryobiologist."
8. Do-Gooder: You pay $3,000 for a "vacation" and you can help with scientific expeditions, such as slogging through peat bogs in Manitoba, ducking polar bears or fending off swarms of black flies and mosquitoes.
9. NASA Ballerina: NASA created a phallic-shaped robot and to officially introduce it, they hired a leotard-clad ballerina to dance with it.
10. Orangutan-Pee Collector: Just like it sounds, they collect urine from orangutans. And get peed on a lot.
Source: Popular Science