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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to have a drink.
After a few minutes, a tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns that big white horse with the fancy saddle outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood, hitched up his gun belt, and replied, "I do, why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just though you'd like to know the poor animal is just about dead out there."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside to the hitching post, and sure enough, Silver was about ready to die from heat exhaustion. They fetched water for the horse, and soon the animal was starting to feel better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "I'd feel a lot better if we could make Silver more comfortable. Too bad there isn't a breeze to help keep him cool. Tonto, I want you to run around the horse, and see if you can create enough air movement to refresh him."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait to see if the action worked, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later another cowboy enters the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger quickly gets to his feet again and says, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, near as I can tell, but you left your injun runnin'"
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