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Old 07-11-2007   #5 (permalink)
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A university creative writing class was given the assignment to write a concise essay containing these four elements:


• Religion

• Royalty

• Sex

• Mystery


The prize-winning essay read:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
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