Growing up, I was friends with the boy my age that lives next door. Around middle school he decided that girls had cooties and we haven't hung out or even talked ever since then. That was over a decade ago!
I have no idea who lives across from me. The only thing I know about them is they like to take their really old and REALLY loud car out for a spin up and down the block at 8 in the morning on Saturdays. It's annoying