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Old 11-12-2004   #7 (permalink)
Big Kahuna
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Originally Posted by Big Kahuna
Okay all of you poets, this is just for fun because I have nothing better to do! LOL.

A Little Ditty...

The time has come for us to go.
We board the plane; we’re sitting on the fourth row.
Land in <st1 ="">Cancun</st1>, our luggage in tow.
Green Light, Green Light, Green Light,
Through customs we blow.<o ="">

</o>Get to the resort, our reservations we show.
To our room we are escorted; we’re just going with the flow.
A King size bed and a swan with a bow,
Looks like heaven, how could we know?<o =""></o>

We toss on our suits and get rid of the clothes,
Grab our towels, and put sunscreen where it goes.
The beach is beautiful, a perfect spot we chose.
The sand is warm and feels great between our toes.

The waiter arrived, brought drinks with a rose
They taste awesome! We’ll have two more of those.
Before you know it, we’re sucking through a hose;
What great efficiency the bartender shows!

The next few hours in time are froze,
Sooo many tequila shots; some through our nose,
I remember the contest where our boobs we did expose
Then all I can recall is the bar as it’s starting to close.

(and the next verse is)
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I awoke the next morning to the sound of crows
Have I died? It's possible, I suppose,
I am in Playa del Carmen, where it never snows
and where it makes the best of us act like HO's.
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