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My personal favourite is "Don't throw a brick straight up." I always think about that one when I see those news film clips of those (usually Middle-Eastern) whackos/soldiers/terrorists/freedom fighters firing their guns into the air, generally in celebration. Don't all those slugs have to come down somewhere? Seems to me they should all be wearing hard hats. Gotta figure having all those chunks of metal raining down on your head is going to take some of rosy glow off your victory.
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