Everyday hazards in my line of work.
* For all pertinent tasks, use a hammer, not your fist.
* Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them.
* Don't stick screwdrivers into electrical outlets.
* Don't test the strength of your skull with a nail gun.
* Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make any more.
* Don't stick body parts into electrical outlets.
* Don't stick body parts into electrical outlets.
* When using an acetylene torch, don't feel the flame to see if it's sufficiently hot.
I do building repairs and maintenance.
Seeking Workers comp. Claim
Rainman
