Cars on the beach?!? What the...

**ryberg** · 08-03-2004

That's right, folks. Standing out on the beach this morning, talking to some folks seated at one of the tables farther forward, and a dude comes driving by in his fancy BMW SUV! I couldn't believe it. He was headed north, and I watched him get as far as the boats around El Faro, then stall out, then disappear among/around them.

Ah, Playa...

Steve

Beachwolverine · 08-04-2004

Personally I prefer boobs on the beach....

jtm1631 · 08-04-2004

You better watch out Steve, you'll probably start to see reviews of your hotel complaining about all the cars on the beach in front of Playa Maya!

Critter · 08-04-2004

BMW's or Boobs....mmmmmmmmm..................

Boobs win hands down.

**sctx** · 08-04-2004

Boobs not Beemers

Critter · 08-04-2004

Speaking of Boobs, it is August time to revive the thread for this month

cuffedlinks · 08-04-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critter

BMW's or Boobs....mmmmmmmmm..................

Boobs win hands down.

From this article...apparently you can have a bit of both...

READ HERE

But hopefully NOT in a Beemer on a beach in PDC...

beachkat · 08-04-2004

What the He!!...are you kidding...I am female and I drive a BMW but I sure don't want to see one on the beach except in Daytona(and that better be the 2 wheeled beemer)!!! BOOBS FOR SURE!!!!! Your in paradise,leave the beemer at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ryberg** · 08-04-2004

The headline of that article could explain the driver's evident sense of total comfort -- had a real God in His heaven and all's right with the world sort of expression on his face as he went by, children with their noses pressed to the glass and eyes wide, as if they were driving through Times Square or something. Heard from one source that they pulled him off somewhere approaching the GPR and that the minimum fine for such behavior would be 2,000 pesos. Perhaps that had a negating effect on his beatific smirk...

Steve

**SunKneeMarie** · 08-04-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critter

Boobs win hands down.

Hmmmm... might want to be careful where you're puttin' them hands down....

beachkat · 08-04-2004

thats nice...lets trap our kids in the car and let them "look" at the beach...god forbid they would get wet and drip on the interior...

cuffedlinks · 08-04-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunKneeMarie

Hmmmm... might want to be careful where you're puttin' them hands down....

"Hands up in the air...!"

Okay, now shake them around a little...

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...

"Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!"....

**Bumper** · 08-04-2004

Why is anybody surprised to find a car on the beach? This from a culture that brought you drive-in movies, drive-in churches, drive-thru dry cleaners, drive-thru restaurants, drive-thru liquor stores (for people too drunk to walk in, presumably), drive-thru banking (with braille on the keypads, by the way...go figure), drive-thru oil changes, etc. etc. etc. A drive-thru beach seems a rather logical progression. Perhaps they thought the "S" in SUV stands for "shoreline"?

Critter · 08-04-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffedlinks

From this article...apparently you can have a bit of both...

READ HERE

But hopefully NOT in a Beemer on a beach in PDC...

and not one mention of American IRON. So I guess the moral of the story is: If you want to get some action drive an import!

jtm1631 · 08-04-2004

I am so sick of people who have a sense of entitlement. The rules just don't apply to people if you have enough money. We live in a relatively nice area and I see this every day. People who don't think they have to wait in line at stores, people who don't have to stop at stop signs, people who think if they yell and scream long enough and loud enough they should always get their way.

Perhaps we should see if that BMW could drive to Cozumel and send him out to see.

08-03-2004	#1 (permalink)
ryberg playa maya guy Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: wandering between the Village Vanguard, NYC, 1961 and the Plugged Nickel, Chicago, 1965 Posts: 10,753	Cars on the beach?!? What the... That's right, folks. Standing out on the beach this morning, talking to some folks seated at one of the tables farther forward, and a dude comes driving by in his fancy BMW SUV! I couldn't believe it. He was headed north, and I watched him get as far as the boats around El Faro, then stall out, then disappear among/around them. Ah, Playa... Steve

08-04-2004	#2 (permalink)
Beachwolverine life=playa Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 615	Personally I prefer boobs on the beach....

08-04-2004	#3 (permalink)
jtm1631 añejo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,409	You better watch out Steve, you'll probably start to see reviews of your hotel complaining about all the cars on the beach in front of Playa Maya!

08-04-2004	#4 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	BMW's or Boobs....mmmmmmmmm.................. Boobs win hands down.

08-04-2004	#5 (permalink)
sctx political anarchist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 27,707	Boobs not Beemers

08-04-2004	#6 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	Speaking of Boobs, it is August time to revive the thread for this month

08-04-2004	#8 (permalink)
beachkat into ruins Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Sunny North Port, Florida Posts: 73	What the He!!...are you kidding...I am female and I drive a BMW but I sure don't want to see one on the beach except in Daytona(and that better be the 2 wheeled beemer)!!! BOOBS FOR SURE!!!!! Your in paradise,leave the beemer at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-04-2004	#9 (permalink)
ryberg playa maya guy Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: wandering between the Village Vanguard, NYC, 1961 and the Plugged Nickel, Chicago, 1965 Posts: 10,753	The headline of that article could explain the driver's evident sense of total comfort -- had a real God in His heaven and all's right with the world sort of expression on his face as he went by, children with their noses pressed to the glass and eyes wide, as if they were driving through Times Square or something. Heard from one source that they pulled him off somewhere approaching the GPR and that the minimum fine for such behavior would be 2,000 pesos. Perhaps that had a negating effect on his beatific smirk... Steve

08-04-2004	#11 (permalink)
beachkat into ruins Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Sunny North Port, Florida Posts: 73	thats nice...lets trap our kids in the car and let them "look" at the beach...god forbid they would get wet and drip on the interior...

08-04-2004	#13 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,646	Why is anybody surprised to find a car on the beach? This from a culture that brought you drive-in movies, drive-in churches, drive-thru dry cleaners, drive-thru restaurants, drive-thru liquor stores (for people too drunk to walk in, presumably), drive-thru banking (with braille on the keypads, by the way...go figure), drive-thru oil changes, etc. etc. etc. A drive-thru beach seems a rather logical progression. Perhaps they thought the "S" in SUV stands for "shoreline"?

08-04-2004	#15 (permalink)
jtm1631 añejo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,409	I am so sick of people who have a sense of entitlement. The rules just don't apply to people if you have enough money. We live in a relatively nice area and I see this every day. People who don't think they have to wait in line at stores, people who don't have to stop at stop signs, people who think if they yell and scream long enough and loud enough they should always get their way. Perhaps we should see if that BMW could drive to Cozumel and send him out to see.

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