FORUM FUN FEATURE!! The "F" Word

**Bumper** · 08-09-2004

THE “F” WORD

There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use in generally polite conversation. These occasions were as follows.....

11. “What the F#$@ do you mean we’re sinking?” - Capt. E.J.Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the F#$@ was that?” - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all these F#$@ Indians come from?” - General George Armstrong Custer, 1877

8. “It does so F#$@ing look like her!” - Pablo Picasso, 1926

7. “Any F#$@ing idiot could understand this.” - Albert Einstein, 1938

6. “You want WHAT on the F#$@ing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566

5. “How the F#$@ did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC

4. “Where the F#$@ are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered F#$@ing showers....My ass!” - Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the F#$@ is going to find out?” - President Bill Clinton, 1999

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this F#$@ing mad.” - Osama Bin Laden, 2001

Nerak936 · 08-09-2004

Bump: Where the F#$@ do you get these??? Not that I care....as long as you keep posting them!!

TAPPY · 08-09-2004

Bump this is your best one yet

cuffedlinks · 08-09-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAPPY

Bump this is your best one yet

Oh c'mon TAPPY,
no language that is shall we say, "flourishing"?

See...that's an 'f' word...c'mon TAPPY let 'er fly!

Critter · 08-09-2004

Excellent Bumper

TAPPY · 08-09-2004

ok Cuff what about...

fat-free fruit float
Few free fruit flies fly from flames
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets......(ok I will stop)

mckinzie · 08-09-2004

Bumper,
take your medicine

cuffedlinks · 08-09-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAPPY

ok Cuff what about...

fat-free fruit float
Few free fruit flies fly from flames
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets......(ok I will stop)

Careful there....you might make a mistake...
I'll have one Freudian slip....
...oh, and can you gift wrap that for me, it's for a friend...

gmacd · 08-09-2004

That's F#$@ing funny.

**sctx** · 08-09-2004

12. "What the f@#*** is that smell coming from that diaper" - James - Sometime next month

**tommy** · 08-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

12. "What the f@#*** is that smell coming from that diaper" - James - Sometime next month

Why the F@#* do I have to wait 6 more weeks?

TAPPY · 08-10-2004

Should we be taking a poll on this...due date, sex (of the baby), names ??????

Critter · 08-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAPPY

ok Cuff what about...

fat-free fruit float
Few free fruit flies fly from flames
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets......(ok I will stop)

thank you, thank you...............

for stopping :p

Nerak936 · 08-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by sctx

12. "What the f@#*** is that smell coming from that diaper" - James - Sometime next month

Critter · 08-10-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerak936

Funny now, but James won't think so in a month or two.

08-09-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 11,462	FORUM FUN FEATURE!! The "F" Word THE “F” WORD There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use in generally polite conversation. These occasions were as follows..... 11. “What the F#$@ do you mean we’re sinking?” - Capt. E.J.Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. “What the F#$@ was that?” - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 9. “Where did all these F#$@ Indians come from?” - General George Armstrong Custer, 1877 8. “It does so F#$@ing look like her!” - Pablo Picasso, 1926 7. “Any F#$@ing idiot could understand this.” - Albert Einstein, 1938 6. “You want WHAT on the F#$@ing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566 5. “How the F#$@ did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC 4. “Where the F#$@ are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. “Scattered F#$@ing showers....My ass!” - Noah, 4314 BC 2. “Aw c’mon. Who the F#$@ is going to find out?” - President Bill Clinton, 1999 1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this F#$@ing mad.” - Osama Bin Laden, 2001

08-09-2004	#2 (permalink)
Nerak936 Kitty Mama & Proud of It! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 20,767	Bump: Where the F#$@ do you get these??? Not that I care....as long as you keep posting them!!

08-09-2004	#3 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,898	Bump this is your best one yet

08-09-2004	#5 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	Excellent Bumper

08-09-2004	#6 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,898	ok Cuff what about... fat-free fruit float Few free fruit flies fly from flames Fran feeds fish fresh fish food Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets......(ok I will stop)

08-09-2004	#7 (permalink)
mckinzie lightweight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Highland Village,Tx (Kinz Standard Time) Posts: 13,572	Bumper, take your medicine

08-09-2004	#9 (permalink)
gmacd lost on fifth Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Edmonton Alberta Posts: 19	That's F#$@ing funny.

08-09-2004	#10 (permalink)
sctx my own peon Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Body in San Marcos Tx....Tankah in my mind Posts: 34,551	12. "What the f@#*** is that smell coming from that diaper" - James - Sometime next month

08-10-2004	#12 (permalink)
TAPPY añejo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,898	Should we be taking a poll on this...due date, sex (of the baby), names ??????

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