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Old 08-09-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Talking FORUM FUN FEATURE!! The "F" Word

THE “F” WORD


There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use in generally polite conversation. These occasions were as follows.....


11. “What the F#$@ do you mean we’re sinking?” - Capt. E.J.Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the F#$@ was that?” - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all these F#$@ Indians come from?” - General George Armstrong Custer, 1877

8. “It does so F#$@ing look like her!” - Pablo Picasso, 1926

7. “Any F#$@ing idiot could understand this.” - Albert Einstein, 1938

6. “You want WHAT on the F#$@ing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566

5. “How the F#$@ did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC

4. “Where the F#$@ are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered F#$@ing showers....My ass!” - Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the F#$@ is going to find out?” - President Bill Clinton, 1999

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this F#$@ing mad.” - Osama Bin Laden, 2001
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Bump: Where the F#$@ do you get these??? Not that I care....as long as you keep posting them!!
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Bump this is your best one yet
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Bump this is your best one yet
Oh c'mon TAPPY,
no language that is shall we say, "flourishing"?

See...that's an 'f' word...c'mon TAPPY let 'er fly!
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ok Cuff what about...

fat-free fruit float
Few free fruit flies fly from flames
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets......(ok I will stop)
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ok Cuff what about...

fat-free fruit float
Few free fruit flies fly from flames
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets......(ok I will stop)
Careful there....you might make a mistake...
I'll have one Freudian slip....
...oh, and can you gift wrap that for me, it's for a friend...
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That's F#$@ing funny.
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12. "What the f@#*** is that smell coming from that diaper" - James - Sometime next month
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12. "What the f@#*** is that smell coming from that diaper" - James - Sometime next month
Why the F@#* do I have to wait 6 more weeks?
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Should we be taking a poll on this...due date, sex (of the baby), names ??????
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ok Cuff what about...

fat-free fruit float
Few free fruit flies fly from flames
Fran feeds fish fresh fish food
Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets......(ok I will stop)

thank you, thank you...............


for stopping :p
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12. "What the f@#*** is that smell coming from that diaper" - James - Sometime next month
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Funny now, but James won't think so in a month or two.
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