FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Shaggin' Wagon

**Bumper** · 08-12-2004

A young couple were making passionate love in the back of the guy’s van (you know, shag carpeting, big double mattress in the back...all that sort of thing) when suddenly, the girl - being a bit on the kinky side - yells out, “Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!”

The fellow, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, realizes he doesn’t happen to have any whips on hand. In a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the radio antenna off his van and proceeds to whip the girl till they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl notices the marks left by the whipping session have become infected, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, “Did you get these marks having sex?”

The girl is embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.

Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, “I thought so. In all my years of practicing medicine....

(Wait for it...)

You’ve got the worst case of van aerial disease I’ve ever seen!”

Seakony · 08-12-2004

reminds me of the late 60's and early 70's......the shag carpet and mattress in the back of the van....not the disease! Of course, I was just a child back then.

Critter · 08-13-2004

with a license plate that reads:

If this van's a rocking don't come knocking

08-12-2004	#1 (permalink)
Bumper Class Clown Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 9,113	FORUM FUN FEATURE!! Shaggin' Wagon A young couple were making passionate love in the back of the guy’s van (you know, shag carpeting, big double mattress in the back...all that sort of thing) when suddenly, the girl - being a bit on the kinky side - yells out, “Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” The fellow, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, realizes he doesn’t happen to have any whips on hand. In a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the radio antenna off his van and proceeds to whip the girl till they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy. About a week later, the girl notices the marks left by the whipping session have become infected, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, “Did you get these marks having sex?” The girl is embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, “I thought so. In all my years of practicing medicine.... (Wait for it...) You’ve got the worst case of van aerial disease I’ve ever seen!”

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08-12-2004	#2 (permalink)
Seakony añejo Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: no longer in Mesquite with nothing to do Posts: 10,146	reminds me of the late 60's and early 70's......the shag carpet and mattress in the back of the van....not the disease! Of course, I was just a child back then.

08-13-2004	#3 (permalink)
Critter añejo Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Cerca de Washington DC Posts: 3,343	with a license plate that reads: If this van's a rocking don't come knocking

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