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Love #100 - that would've worked on me.
Actual lines used on me. Keep in mind that I re-hit the dating scene at 39 so these lines were used by actual *adult* men.
"Are you heterosexual?"
No, that definitely did not work! I gave him the whathafuh look, called the bartender over and made the guy repeat the line. Since the guy was a redhead you can imagine the colors he turned. Vicious, I know, but I was laughing so hard I hadda share with someone.
"I've got a bottle of vodka and my parents aren't home"
This coming from a 30-something guy. I laughed my butt off. It worked and we are still friends.
My all-time favorite:
"I'd like to eat your p***y 'til your head explodes" (Yes, you heard that right!)
my response:
"Don't think I haven't heard that line before"
Once again, I laughed my ass off, had him repeat the line to his sister who gave him "the look"! He did get back at me tho, gave me a wedgie that tested the integrity of my thong which very thankfully was stretchy.
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