Sam's opens

[NWCreoleLady]

Funny thing is, my hubby wanted to know if there was a Costco in Cancun. I asked him why and he said, "just in case". I found out there is one there, but I doubt we'll even make it to Cancun other than the airport. (Are we missing anything in that city?) So it's good to know there's a Sam's Club in Playa. We have both Sam's and Costco and we prefer the latter for political reasons.

[joeyc]

sam walton is the deebel.

[philzone]

I take it the "hopping" comment about the kangaroo meat was intentional Stogey?!

[Bumper]

Originally Posted by STOGEY

Being a real man, I have hunted bambi myself. Bewteen my girlfirends oldest son and ex husband and me we have at least four or five deer hanging around, by the end of the huntibng season. And yes we do take road kill venison as well.

THE DEER HUNT

1:00 AM - Alarm clock rings
2:00 AM - Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:30 AM - Throw everything except the kitchen sink into the pick-up
3:00 AM - Leave for the deep woods
3:15 AM - Return home to pick up gun
3:30 AM - Set up camp. Realize you forgot the damned tent
4:00 AM - Return home for tent. Drive like Hell to get back to woods before daylight
4:30 AM - Set up tent
6:05 AM - Head out for the woods
6:06 AM - See eight deer
6:07 AM - Take aim and squeeze the trigger
6:08 AM - CLICK
6:09 AM - Watch deer go over the hill
7:00 AM - Load gun back at camp
7:30 AM - Back to the woods
11:00 AM - Head back to camp
12:00 AM - Hopelessly lost. Fire gun for help. Eat wild berries
12:15 PM - Run out of bullets. Eight deer return
12:20 PM - Strange feeling in stomach
12:30 PM - Realize you ate poison berries
12:45 PM - Rescued
12:55 PM - Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped
3:00 PM - Arrive back at camp
3:30 PM - Leave camp to kill deer
4:00 PM - Return to camp for bullets
4:01 PM - Load gun. Leave camp again
5:00 PM - Empty gun at squirrel who is bugging you
6:00 PM - Arrive back at camp. See deer grazing beside tent
6:01 PM - Load gun
6:02 PM - Fire gun
6:03 PM - One dead pick-up truck
6:05 PM - Hunting partner arrives in camp dragging deer
6:06 PM - Repress desire to shoot hunting partner
6:07 PM - Fall into campfire
6:10 PM - Change clothes. Throw burned ones onto fire
6:15 PM - Take pick-up, leaving hunting partner and his deer in camp.
6:25 PM - Pick-up boils over - hole shot in block
6:26 PM - Start walking
6:30 PM - Stumble and fall. Drop gun in mud
6:35 PM - Meet bear
6:36 PM - Take aim
6:37 PM - Fire gun. Barrel explodes - plugged with mud
6:38 PM - Crap in pants
6:39 PM - Climb tree
9:00 PM - Bear finally leaves. Wrap *%!@#$% gun around tree
Midnight - Home at last